funny lines


'don't...don't let me know how you're going to do it! let me read about it in the papers, be surprised.'




We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.

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"I wish we had some popcorn and lemonade, but we're kind of a low budget production." Alan Raimy to Hary Mitchell, while Mitchell is being forced to watch the murder film.

As it was in the beginning,
So shall it be in the end,
That bullsh*t is bullsh*t,
It just goes by different names.

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'or maybe you'd rather go to another ballgame or something. but my heart really isn't in it since guerrero got hurt.'



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Every John glover line with "slim" and "sport" in it.

"You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"

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agree. glover rules, his readings! 



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