What the.......?


This is bad bad! Funny and stupid bad! The video box alone should of given it away - not even a synopsis of whats going and a cover that depicts events and even a Luke Skywalker look alike hero. Then you watch it!

The epic battle of good and evil at the start - was just a bunch of Argies wrestling on the floor!
The good castle is made out of Paper Machet - literally! And its only guards are children!
Then the rest of the film is set in a forest with midgets, mad puppet and 80's effects! Then the big evil overlord is over thrown by a kid and a feeble attack! The sword fights are non existent for the Kor guy and when you do - it him slowly moving sword about in front of a camera!
This is a surreal film! Its so bad its good! I thought I seen it all with Hawk the Slayer - but this is a contender!!!!

I love films like this!! so bad their good!!!!

Do you know what a Psycho is?
Of course I do he's a geezer that what dresses up in his mothers clothes!

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I love this film too, and I have ever since the 80's when I first saw it. My brothers and I would watch it all the time and heckle it constantly.. this is one of the easiest movies to mock of all time!

Apparently there exists some link between this film and the "Deathstalker" movies. During the opening montage from "wizards", in the 'it was a time of magic' bit, I've been told the footage is from the first Deathstalker movie. Also, the main bad guy from "wizards" was also the villain from "Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell", which is an absolute must-see if you like this movie.

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deathstalker films! never heard of them - but am gonna look for them!!
As long as they have the paper machet castles and rubbish acting! is the kor guy in it?


Do you know what a Psycho is?
Of course I do he's a geezer that dresses up in his mothers clothes!

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This movie was good ... in my former 5 year old mind... . .

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday... i ate it.

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Never saw it until last night and I've got to agree with all the others. Just when you think the movie couldn't get any more weird it takes a turn that throws you for a loop and leaves you gasping for air though volleys of laughter. My favorite part had to be the cyclops scene, I would have married his sister!

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