Best line in the movie.


...is when the werewolf is strangling that guy and he says "Got ya, you communist!". You have to admit, THAT was funny.

"The only person to celebrate Valentines Day the right way was Al Capone!". John Becker, M.D.

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HA! I love it at the end when he says, "Now I can go to the beach!"
or, when he says, "He scared me", about why he jumped out at Bagley.

I didn't realize that it was Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds until the credits rolled.
Looking back, it makes his entire character that much funnier.

"Any last words, punk?"
"Yeah, your wife is good in bed."
"So, you're a liar, too?"

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"Bazonkers! I niver coonted un bazonkers!!! Am so content!"

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Mine wasn't a line but an action. Michael Richards dancing to the phone ringing tune.



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michael richards? from Seinfeld??

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"He was NEVER ALIVE, schmohawk!"

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I also liked the "Man trying to break in" and "Man trying to break out" lines from the insane asylum.

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cool.

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Love Michael Richards! Esp. the whole "here, smell theese, ees good, yah?" schtick.



Sedagive?!!!

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I remember very little about the movie, but I do remember the exact tune of the phone ringing. and him dancing.

It was also highly amusing when the closet was opened and Richards was riding some sort of kiddie quarter ride. He was asked what he was doing and replied, "I'M MEDITATING!"

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I loved him sitting on the horse, saying, "I'm meditating!"

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The werewolf brushing his hair and his face, says, "oh yeah, going to town!" Cracks me up! :-)



Sedagive?!!!

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My favorite line was:

"Are you an only child?"
"No..."
"So?"



So nutty and nonsensical...lol




you watched it, you can’t unwatch it

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The mayor insisting on convincing Gil and Jack that "zer arre no monsters herrre... The only monster is the phone bill."

And, Gil, ACTUALLY thinks it's funny!!

LMAO!


- J

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"Put your face to my breast! Tell me you love me too."
"Hmph hmph hpmh hmphoo!"

"Didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?"
"No. I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low."

The Falcon flies

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Jack-"Go play with that kid."
Gil-"I don't wanna play with the kid. She's not my age."

Also:Gil-"Have you seen Dracula?"
Michael Richards-"Yeah, I saw it in the theater!"

Or-Michael Richards-"Wait! I want to show you something!"

Too many good lines in that movie.

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-Where is Transylvania anyway?
-I don't know. *Points to the window* It's over there somewhere.

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This hurts? This hurts? this hurts? this hurts? good, everything hurts.

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I've been vandalized by Elvis! -Ernest, Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

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When they come upon the couple noisily having sex
"Oh sorry I thought you were an animal"

"He is!"



When Carol Kane's character says " I'll cut the lemons" while brandishing a huge knife and her husband takes it from her and says "you don't cut ANYTHING"

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the best part is genna davis' fun bags. oh and Goldblums puffy jew fro.

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"I no lobotomy....you no lobotomy!"

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