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100 Things I learned from Teen Wolf...

posted 13 years ago by raimi3
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Hey-ooooo everybody. I got to thinking about how much I've grown as a person since watching this movie and thought it was time for a learned list. Please feel free to add your own. So here we go:

1. The Beavers basketball team is lucky enough to play all games at home. Even the championship game!

2. Really hairy guys turn on snotty girls.

3. Scott and Boof ran away from home when they were kids, but no one noticed.

4. The best way to buy beer when you're under 21 is to turn your eyes red and ask the clerk very slowly.

5. We never found out what you were looking at, dicknose.

6. Coach doesn't get to watch the guys shower as much as he used to.

7. No wolf, no part.

8. Turning into a werewolf usually skips a generation.

9. Scott has a $6 haircut, and he's allergic to eggs.

10. Only young werewolves in their early development stages are annoyed by dog whistles.

[–] Ellis_the_White_Knight 13 years ago

11. Always get at least 12 hours of sleep

12. Never play cards against a man whose first name is the same as a city.

13. Stay away from women with tattoos of daggers on their bodies.

[–] cbogeasy 13 years ago

14. A shirt is a good bowl for jello

15. A keg of beer can be carried around by 1 scrawny kid.

16. When buying a keg its good to get cupcakes too.

17. Surfing on top of a van at night won't get you pulled over.

18. Becoming a teen wolf makes you play like a harlem globetrotter.

19. Teen obesity was wildly excepted as long as they were funny.

20. A stash of pot can stay good sitting out in a shed for long periods of time.

21. When in doubt answer all school questions with AWoooooooh.

22. On the first foul of the game you get to shoot free throws even though you got tripped and were no where near the basket.

23. The Basketball courts are half the size.

24. During a game the ref lets players get into a pile without blowing the whistle, too have a teen wolf pop out without calling a travel.

25. There are no rules against a Teen Wolf playing basketball.

26. When eating a egg on the bench always send the water boy to get salt.

27. Too look cool its a must to wear your sunglasses in doors at all times..

[–] bka1984 13 years ago

27. Scott's dad like hanging around the halls of school dances in his suit.

[–] jsb-33 13 years ago

28. Don't try doing backflips on top of a moving vehicle...unless it's a van, and you're a werewolf.

[–] raimi3 13 years ago

29. The smell of liverwurst is stronger than gym socks

30. It's ok to stare down an opponent from the baseline after committing a flagrant foul and getting ejected from a basketball game

31. Principal Thorne still pees his pants

32. The Beaver crowd doesn't know that a half court shot isn't worth enough points to overcome a 71-12 score deficit

33. Pamela Wells seemed open to the idea of having Scott's puppies

34. Being a Teen Wolf also makes you a really good bowler

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[–] MarthaJonesSmith 13 years ago

41. Hot cocky, male drama teachers usually look and sound a lot like Carl Sagan.

42. One minute in a closet with a teenaged werewolf and you get a snazzy, new cutaway blouse.

43. There's always one friend who cab't handle who you really are.

44. A good parent always has your back...no matter how bad you mess up.

LIZ 10:“I’m the bloody Queen, mate. Basically, I rule.”Dr.Who

[–] Jay_Trotter 13 years ago

45. Pamela Wells has a great ass.

46. Brad likes a glass a milk.

47. Lemonade was more tired/fatigued than any other player in the Championship game.

48. The Dragons defense has no respect for Chubby's outside shot.

49. Harold confirmed that Beacontown had not won a ballgame in three years.

[–] intelligentsupermodel 13 years ago

50. No matter what class you're in, the word "wolf" is sure to be spoken.

52. Biting into a can of beer sideways doesn't hurt your teeth or mouth when you're a werewolf.

53. When the beer squits out of your bitemarks, and drenches everyone, people think its awesome.

53. Sometimes, the coach offers you fried chicken (preferably a wing or a thigh).

54. When your star actor is a werewolf, it's acceptable to refer to him as "Wolf...Wolf Person...whatever your name is..."

55. Not right now, dad...I'm doin' somethin' in here.

[–] bullrage38 13 years ago

56. The one black kid in the school apparently preferred break dancing to basketball.

57. Students will evenly divide when a teen wolf enters a dance in search of his date.

58. The school had no girls' basketball team, or else Boof would have been on it.

59. When a teen wolf goes to your school, you instinctually know the dance he will invent.

60. The championship game only lasted a few plays, and were just rewound and played over until the final seconds.

61. If a movie has sports, drugs, and sex… count me in.

62. The 80's were so boss.

[–] JamesT-Havinfun 13 years ago

63. Even if you're in a committed relationship, its o.k. to have sex with someone else, as long as they are a wolf.

[–] bluefrown 13 years ago

64. When you have your first Teen Wolf experience it lands on your face

65. Styles loves a bit of s+m at parties

66. Don’t wash the school corridors- flood them into a slippyslide

67. If you need an inflated balloon Styles is your man

68. Vice Principal Rusty hates markers!

69. Teenwolves can smell what you’re looking for

70. Boof comes over to play basketball with your dad

[–] RomeyRome 13 years ago

71. Chicks dig the hair!!!

72. Don't make a Teen Wolf angry.....because you won't like him when he's angry!

73. When Stiles calls you "beautiful" he means you're "money".

74. Teen Wolves sell shirts.

75. Teen Wolves walk on two legs just like a man, so take note 'Twilight'.

76. Scott has enough problems, he "don't need this one".

77. When you become an Old Wolf, your wolf hairs turn gray too.

~("Army of Darkness") Ashley J. Williams: "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun."~

[–] Rey_Kahuka 13 years ago

78. Mick blew Scott's mother's head off with a shotgun.

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[–] shaunodead 12 years ago

86. Team players better shape up out there, Brad can't do this all by himself.

87. Louis doesn't even like beer.

88. NEVER...SAY....DIE!

89. Scott wishes he could've seen Thorn pee his pants.

90. While being kicked out of the play, at least Scott'll have his Friday nights free.

[–] SEINFELDbeatFRIENDS 12 years ago

91. Flagrant Fouls were seen as nothing but normal fouls in 1985...I guess they watched Celtics flagrant foul Kurt Rambis back then and figured hey why not.

92. A guy that is 5'3" and 104 ibs will be a PG on a High School Basketball Team.

93. A guy that weighs 500 ibs will be on the same team and not get winded when running up and down the court.

94. In the Championship game when you score your midget PG will run and jump into your arms and celebrate instead of stopping your opponents from scoring on the other end.

95. At School dances the hot chick will date a guy from a rival school and bring him to that dance.

96. Clerks will not call the cops later and report that a minor's eyes turned red and threatened him.

97. Its okay to eat an apple during a High School basketball game....the refs will do NOTHING about it like call a technical or something.

98. When your team is up by one in the Championship game with time under :30 seconds and you have the ball (no shot clock in High School) you will put up a shot that gets blocked by your opponents instead of holding the ball and stalling out the clock.

99. When shootng a Free Throw with no time left in the game, someone on the other team will stand under the basket and stare you down and not get called for the violation.

100. A High School Basketball Coach will walk into the locker room and give his players advice that should only be reserved for adults.

[–] dkgambler 12 years ago

101. Underage kids don't need adults to buy them some beer, if a clerk asks for ID just develop a menacing look and a gruff voice, and demand your beer. All good.

101. After underage kids procure a keg of beer, they think nothing of driving around in a top-down convertible with the keg in the back seat. No cops would ever take notice. Especially in small towns.

102. If a werewolf decides he wants to play a part in a play as the human part of himself instead of the wolf part of himself that wouldn't be theatre. Presumably, this is because lots of Union soldiers were wolves during the Civil War.

103. Casting directors on 1980s teen movies were really smart, and grabbed the best blonde money could buy from blonde central casting to be the "catch", even though the brunette second fiddle casted was much hotter on many levels. They hadn't yet realized they needed to put the second fiddle in glasses and a ponytail so we all knew how ugly she was.

104. Dads who are werewolves instinctively know when their sons are having werewolf problems in the bathroom and are not masturbating, which allows them to "wolf out" themselves and more easily explain things to their upset werewolf sons.

105. A middle-aged man can grow up as a werewolf and anonymously run a small town hardware store. The media would never be interested in a headline like "Werewolf owns hardware store".

106. A simple growl from a werewolf can make a grown man pee his pants.

107. Basketball teams were almost exclusively made up of white guys in the 1950s..... oops I mean the 1980s.

108. If a young customer of a hardware store is displaying annoying behavior, it's normal for the clerk of the store who is upset to deal with the situation by smacking said young customer in the back of the head.

109. Werewolves will use their doglike sniffing skills only for good stuff like finding the pot that their buddies can't find. They won't do disgusting stuff like sniffing their friend's butt or their girlfriend's crotch.

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[–] sandrukiuki 12 years ago

"10. Only young werewolves in their early development stages are annoyed by dog whistles"

As people get older, they stop hearing some sounds.
A teenager can hear some wavelenghts that a person above 20 can't.

Don't you know the "Mosquito" sound (also used as a ringtone because kids can hear it but most of their teachers can't)

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[–] MrsMonroe74 12 years ago

lol@#17,#56,#93,&#105

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

172. general sherman burned everything probably b/c he was a wolf.

“Can't go wrong with taupe."- Wynn Duffy

[–] Moester 12 years ago

173. Chubby didn't want an ice cream sundae with bananas because he was on a diet.
174. When Scott's basketball team is winning, the coaches' assistant will make a strange "waaoooh" noise.

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[–] tallkennj 12 years ago

179. When you goad a teen wolf into a fight at a school dance, be sure to hesitate long enough to allow a couple of guys to hold you back so the wolf doesn't kill you.

180. Louis just wasn't comfortable around teen wolves.

[–] deli584876 12 years ago

181. A teenage boy can turn into a werewolf on a basketball court during a game and nobody gets totally freaked out or faints and the game just continues like nothing happened. Seriously, imagine a boy turning into a monster right before your eyes.. You wouldn't find that a tad bit unusual?

182. Although he was apparently a werewolf since birth, he doesn't notice any weird things like hearing dog whistles, growing body hair, sharp canines, and pointy ears until he's 17.

183. Every teenage girl would willingly participate in a game where you go into a closet with a random guy to do the nasty with a bunch of people shouting and cheering right outside the door.

184. Apparently hot blonde girls find creepy furry guys with fangs, claws, and pointy ears irresistible.

185. Werewolves have their own style of dancing.

186. There's a known werewolf in a high school but he doesn't attract the attention of the media, tabloids, or scientists.

187. Like in every 80's teen movie, there's always a dance and a fight or confrontation always breaks out... Never fails.

[–] Ruemorgue10-672-822601 12 years ago

188. If someone wants mauve, Scott gets them turquoise.

189. Mick had every right to kick Scott's ass for screwing around with his girlfriend, yet he's pegged the bad guy.

190. Don't call Boof a tramp or your dress shirt will suffer the consequences.

191. At Beacontown High, the cool kids go to class whilst the nerds ditch to vandalize school bathrooms with magic markers.

[–] GIRobotII 12 years ago

192. Following your high school team's victory of a basketball game, it is appropriate to flash your neither regions, and/or dry hump, even a blood relative, as celebration.

[–] col547 12 years ago

193.At parties it doesn't matter if you're fat and unpopular,you can still wrap your arms around an hot blonde,and smother your face in her boobs,and she'll enjoy it.

194.You can come on too strong with Boof,even rip her clothes.She might give you a slap,but the next day she'll still be hot for you,and she'll never mention it again.

195.Scott's father is so polite that you can just walk into his house without knocking,and start picking at his dinner,and he won't be pissed.

196.Scott's father's cocoa is so good it can take your mind off your problems.Even if that problem is the fact you are from a long line of werewolves,don't worry a nice cup of cocoa will solve everything.

197.Stiles sure does cram alot of stuff in his locker.

198.Just seeing Malcolm's name on a piece of paper ruins Boof's party spirit.

199.Mick doesn't like staying at house parties.

200.Mick doesn't mind going to school dances,as long as he and his date are dressed for a funeral.

[–] dunbar7 12 years ago

201. There are, apparently, palm trees in Nebraska.

202. You got to go with the flow, Joe.

203. The drama teacher is a worse actor than any of his students.

204. Coach Finstock is kind of tapped out this month.

205. Being a werewolf didn't pass Scott by; it landed on his face.

206. It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.

207. Scott's a good kid; he's just having a tough time right now. Okay?

208. Scott has a six-dollar haricut.

"She's, like, a biscuit older than me..."

[–] wilss888 11 years ago

209. Masking tape is always one thing too many to carry.

210. He said Mauve, not Turqoise

211. Tony's liquor logo looks nothing like Tony.

212. Most customers at Tony's Liqour are ventilliquists.

[–] buddyboy28 11 years ago

213.Been a werewolf improves your strength and agility.But it doesn't change the fact that you'll still need to wear glasses when you're an old,grey wolf.

214.Chunk's supposed to be on a diet Scott remember.

215.It doesn't matter if you make a low budget,average teen comedy,just release it on the back of a big budget,box office success like Back To The Future,and has long as it's got the same star in it,it will rake in the profits.

[–] ms-zanadu 9 years ago

216. When a teenage boy goes " van roof surfing " automatically out of nowhere the song " Surfin' USA " by the Beach Boys always plays   .

217. For Boof coming out of the closet with Scott was unexpected   .

[–] big691 8 years ago

218. Being a Teen Wolf is just like being a Spider Man: with great power comes great responsibility.

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