Dig out your Thesaurus people, this movie will have you searching for negative superlatives like never before. And this dung heap deserves every one!
Attempting to summarize the plot is a useless gesture since nothing coherent is evident except what passes for a concept:
A post-apocalyptic civilization pits butterfly-knife-wielding, martial-arts-skilled, roller-blade-wearing nuns against an "evil" warlord who wears a ski mask and has a snickering, lecherous, hand puppet alter-ego.
- The dialogue is not only laughably ridiculous ("Do not cry, or thy skates will rust.") but horribly dubbed.
- Production values are on par with high school student films.
- Actors supply dubbed voiceovers for multiple characters.
- The character of Sister Sharon has a bad French accent that resembles Tweety Bird.
How does crap like this get made??