This is TV's 'second golden age of horror....'

....or so I read in an EW piece about Ash vs. Evil Dead, which just hit stores. It got me thinking, as I was finishing up reading "Herbert West: Re-Animator" again. I think this story ought to be adapted for TV. We need a new version (not that the film is anything but a classic) which is completely faithful to the text. They should get a blond, blue-eyed star to play Herbert West. It should be set in New England very early in the last century. And above all, it must be FRESH! FRESH, I TELL YOU! I don't have to explain to you the consequences of it being NOT FRESH ENOUGH!!!

The Falcon flies