In a movie before. *beep* barber". I don't know why, but there's something hysterical to me, about that phrase. When I was younger, this was one of my favorite comedies. I saw it for the first time, all the way through, in years, the other day. It's still pretty funny. I love the sheer, all-out, wacky farce tone, throughout the movie. That seems to be missing in a lot of comedies, nowadays.
Rocky VI must happen! Sean Penn said so!
The line went something like....
The Maestro: Stop that man! Stop than man!
(runs into head of security and falls down coming out of elevator)
Reeves: Sir, that's not man it's a woman...
The Maestro: You imbecile, that's a f-gg-t barber and he has my diamond in his t-ts!"
Truly hilarious!!!!
just watched this movie for the first time, after this scene I had to rewind the movie and watch it again. it's one of the funniest lines ever, especially cause he's so serious when he says it...
"moron, that's the f*ggot barber, he's got my diamond in his tits!!!"
My favorite stupid lines...
When Johnny says to Rob:
"Take a look around, this is the promised land!" (and then it pans to 2 ugly skanks grinning)
When Johnny says to Rob:
"Forget about her... she's here to work... were here to play!"
When Johnny says to Rob:
"You think I'm gonna let some gorilla with a gun ruin my weekend?"
Rob & Shirley lines:
Shirley: "Can you feel your spirit growing?"
Rob: (looks down at his junk) and says "Yes, yes I can!"
When Johnny pretends to be a doctor on the phone in front of the old lady:
"No... I only have surgeries on Tuesday... today is Monday!"
When Johnny tries to pick up Dice's skanky woman:
Johnny: "Did you really mean you'd go with the first man you see?"
Skank: "Yes. Lets go back to my room!"
Johnny: "No lets go back to mine!"
Skank: "OK"
and then Johnny looks up to the sky and mouths "Thank you!" to god or something.
That's my favorite line as well. My favorite delivery of a line is probably how Curt (Andrew Dice Clay) says "Oh, yes!" when he sees the girl he's about to have sex with.
shareYeah that was hilarious to watch and see in the movie!
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I personally liked when the Maestro said (after Cloris Leachman kicked his ass and he came back to her with a pistol),
"First you're going to give me that diamond and then I'm going to lock you in the bathroom and you can karate the *beep* out of yourself." LOL
It's not even so much the writing but Hector Elizondo's delivery that just kills me for some reason.
It was not Cloris Leachman, it was Dody Goodman.
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