'Oh, not on Cauliflower! Oh, not on Broccoli!'

I enjoyed those lines. They are spaced apart. What gives them power (more humor) is that they're said with a quieter voice from the man, instead of an expected raised voice.

What was funny was how those lines also sounded dubbed. Makes me laugh and tear up as I type this.

"I never loved anyone like I loved myself.

Yea, as a kid this is the part that we would rewind the tape and play the scene out word for word over and over again.

hilarious!