Delete your post Pee Wee style

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[This post would probably be in the basement of the Alamo if it really had a basement]

[This post was deleted by a police officer who just wanted to take a look at the cute little outfit it has on]

[This post was deleted by a big dumb redneck who doesn't speak french wielding the femur of a dinosaur]

(Most likely this post was deleted because Amazing Larry had something he was obviously not willing to share with the rest of the group.) La, la, la, la!


"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"

Loves ya ya, Pee-Wee! fp

"Save me, Sabrina fair. You're the only one who can."

So, I started a thread like this one yesterday...not bothering to check if anyone else had created something similar before me. So, I'll just consolidate what we have so far...sorry!
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Mine so far:

[This post was deleted because it's a loner, Dottie, a rebel]

[This post was deleted, ::slowly and scarily:: and it was the worst deletion I ever seen]

[This post was deleted ::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP:: deep in the heart of Texas]

[This post was ALMOST deleted because it was new, and we don't take kindly to posts around here...but then it hissed at us, so we ran away]

[This post was deleted by a snake wearing a vest]

[This post ordered a tuna platter and a milkshake at a truck stop diner...but it didn't have its wallet and it couldn't wash dishes because it has no hands...so it was deleted]

[This post was deleted because it wouldn't talk about its big "but"]

[This post was deleted, but it doesn't remember being deleted. All it remembers is the Alamo ::BIG CHEERS::]

[This post was deleted after unsuccessfully trying to follow Milton Berle into Warner Brothers Studios]

[This post was deleted after accidentally knocking over a row of motorcycles]

[This post had found a nice, comfy home on one of those "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" mattress tags...and then was deleted when Micky took a knife and CUT IT OFF!...he's got a bad temper]
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Pee Wee Chic's

this post was NEARLY deleted by a trainriding homeless man named John who loves to eat sardines first thing in the morning - and who sang Jimmy Crack Corn too loud and for so long...that the poor post jumped off the train (near the Alamo in Texas) and deleted itself!

this post was deleted by a hot lookin' ex con named MICKEY who has such a bad temper....he took a knife and he CUT the post off - just like he did those mattress tags!

this post was deleted by a couple of rogue Cabazonian Dinosaurs who glow in the dark. the poor lil' post got stomped to death.

Police also announced today on local news...yet another innocent post was also deleted; this one by a lone ghostriding truck driver named Large Marge....the poor lil' post was riding in the truck with her when it dropped off a cliff.....witnesses told authorities it sounded like it dropped off the Empire State Building. One distraught witness said, "It was the worst accident I ever seen!" [] [] []

And this just in...more breaking news.....another innocent post - just minding its own business - was accosted and senslessly deleted by a big cable knit sweater that someone keeps KNITTING and KNITTING and KNITTING ahand KNITTING ahand KNITTING!!!!! [] []

Stay tuned for the 11:00 news when we'll have a full report on the Serial Post Deleter.
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Okay, =) now we can keep going on this one...

[This post was obviously deleted because it was busy hosing Francis down.].......La, la, la, la.........fp

Loves ya ya, Pee-wee!

"Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down? "

This post was deleted by Dee Snider after a video shoot was ruined by a prop boat running into their car.