The Canadian Agenda...? (think about it)

In the wake of creating such a disturbingly awesome movie, The Government of Canada needed to give this movie a rating for its viewers. Naturally, they pulled a letter out of a hat and it turned out to be "G" No. Not PG. G. Furthermore, The Government having helped finance this movie deemed it best to circulate this movie anywhere and everywhere children were located. I discovered this movie in my school library in Grade 1. After watching the movie and discarding my p!s5 soaked Ninja Turtles underwear I fell in trance with The Peanut Butter Solution.

Like all of you, I spent years trying to describe this movie to various people. I can recall the bonding that ensued when I unlocked the part in their right brain where the memories started flooding back like colors turning to numbers and forming the answer to Pi.

This movie is a weapon of Propaganda made possible by The Government of Canada. In a time where Message Boards were just bulletin boards at your local Community Center, The Government did not yet have the Infrastructure to reach out to the Viewers of P.B.S.

WELL, MR. PIERRE ELLIOT TRUDEAU, you have OUR attention, and WE are awaiting your orders!