What happened to the 'Things I learned...' thread?
Anyone know? It was great reading...
shareLet's start a new one, shall we?
1. Crime syndicates have nothing better to do than to strong arm rinky-dink Karate Dojos.
2. Bruce Lee's ghost looks nothing like Bruce Lee.
3. Dean "Shooting Star" Ramsay lives up to his name in the finale.
4. Stick with Scott and you'll never go hungry, despite the fact that Scott appears to have eaten the world's food supply.
5. RJ, or more specifically his father, is deathly afraid of real estate values plummeting.
Ha ha... class...
6. Jason will run away if his Bruce Lee Poster is ripped.
7. RJ grows extra hair every time he breakdances.
8.Jason knows how to spell his own name.
9.Jason's good... And he gets better.
8. RJ likes to wear hair nets.
9.Jason's mum hardly exists.
10'RJ amuses himself by aucking a lollipop and sitting on Jason's crotch.
I learned that the best place to eat a Peperridge Farm freezer cake is in the middle of the street.
11. Calling a Russian guy "Russian" will make him very angry and he will charge at you.
Where the hell is Beeks.
11. RJ becomes mexican whenever doing a skateboard stunt.
12. Construction signs are made of balsa wood, and fall apart at the slightest touch.
13. It was totally acceptable for henchmen to be walking around LA in full karate gear in the 80s.
14. Karate dojos make great fronts for crime syndicates.
15. It takes 3 seconds to fill out an enrollment form.
16. Jason needs to refer to a book before throwing a simple front kick.
17. Jason's family's belongings consist of 1 suitcase, 1 box, and a u-haul trailer full of Jason's martial arts supplies.
18. Scott can't jump over a fence at a fast-food restaurant.
19. Moving all your stuff into an empty house, and training there over time will go unnoticed, and arouse no suspicion.
20. Kelly likes rabbits.
21. Jason doesn't look at rabbit crotches.
22. It is better to watch a photo of a TV, than an actual TV.
23. Dean needs to be cued before acting surprised or laughing.
24. Boxing arenas can transform into high school gyms between shots.
25. Jason strongly disapproves of coke being mixed with water.
26. The best way for the mob to strong-arm a Dojo operator is by challenging them to a legitimate karate competition. After which point, they will be happy to drop their plans and go back home, should they lose.
27. Jason will not run to help his father even if he seconds from dying in the boxing ring but if the huge Russian guy pulling the hair of some blonde he will run to help without hesitation.
28. It's perfectly fine fighting in a wooden house with candles all around. What could possibly go wrong?
29. You don't need to know acting to be a movie actor.