best b-movie ever???


This movie has everything a good b-movie needs:
* an awesome title
* Hot women who get naked often
* a badass hero
* Lesbians
* terrible dialog
* lots of quotes
* Plenty of gore
* A slew of second rate characters, whos only purpose is to be slaughtered
* Horrible special effects
* Stereotypical villains
* Easy to follow plot for the drunk or high

I can't figure out why it isn't more popular among exploit-film fans. It seems like only people who are into cannibal films know about it. Any idea why? Its not exactly a cannibal film since the cannibals have such a small presence in the film. Its more of an adventure movie then anything.

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I agree, it also has:

* great cheesy 80s theme music
* hilarious dummy/plastic crocodiles in the river fight sequence
* a magic shotgun that can be fired about 30 times without needing to be reloaded!

I also agree when you say it's not really a cannibal film (it's too different from the Lenzi & Deodato ones/doesn't have Ivan Rassimov/Robert Kerman/Me Me Lai) but it's more of a survival movie like '2019: After the Fall of New York' but in a jungle in 1985.

'I'm what you call sans parents' - Garth Algar

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Right there with you (both) on all of that. Incidentally, some of the cheesy 80s music was actually recycled from Blastfighter, in which Sopkiw also starred.

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I'll admit I've not seen Blastfighter (how readily available is it on DVD?) but I found the opening titles of said film on Ytube and ripped the vid, made an mp3 from it (like you say it's recycled music so I have the Massacre in Dinosaur Valley theme now... nice).

'I'm what you call sans parents' - Garth Algar

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how readily available is it on DVD?

Not very. I think there's a German release, but I got my copy here: http://www.trash-online.com/main2.htm. (Click on "Genres" and choose ITALIAN ACTION & FANTASY PAGE 1.) It's not a great transfer but it does the job if it's all you can get.

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Cheers for the info, I might get it at some point.

'I'm what you call sans parents' - Garth Algar

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I don't like it as well as I like this one and 2019: After The Fall Of New York, but it's pretty good for what it is.

EDIT: Here's a link to some information on the German release: http://www.ofdb.de/view.php?page=fassung&fid=328&vid=258387. One of the soundtracks is English. Also, both www.amazon.com and www.amazon.co.uk have used VHS copies.

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