Things you'll never hear 'Hobgoblins' characters say

"All those years I spent in acting school have really paid off."

I expected the old man to say, "you stay here" but he always brought along Kevin. You'd expect that Kevin being new, that the old man guard would go more places by himself.

Nobody ever went into any kind of break room. Nobody told a bad joke about the studio. "They're attracted to bright light" so why are they first found in a vault, climb into a van at night, hide behind seats.

Why doesn't the old guard feel any remorse for letting them hang around for thirty years? Shouldn't he be killing himself rather than the creatures?

Sorry, but I cannot do that. I simply have too much dignity.

I'm sure I'm going to land a substantial part in the next Spielberg movie after I'm finished playing the lead in this film first.

"Warren Oates died for our sins"

Kyle: "Well, now that all of this unpleasantness is over, I've gotta get back to the seminary and study. Got a test tomorrow!"

"An Archer is known by his aim, not by his arrows."
-Li Chen-Sung (Richard Loo) The Outer Limits

Nick: "I'm sure someday i'll learn not to follow my delusions and jump on a grenade when there are no other 'troops' in site. Thank God my pecs are flameproof though!"

I took the Army's course in mastering rake combat.

"You're from the 60s! Peace love dope! Back, back to the 60s! No place for you in the future!"

Amy: I am just a frigid unsupportive girlfriend, Kevin. Don't you understand?

Doug Roberts: What do they call it when you kill people?
The Towering Inferno