At only 7 pm, most of the population of Illinois (except for a handful of people) phase out into a different dimension and most cars also disappear.
Large apartment buildings only have one apartment rented out to one paranoid couple.
Restaurant parking areas have killer dogs running loose at night.
No matter how far you run, you will wind up back in the exact same spot you started from.
If you take drugs, you will mistake abandoned churches for hospitals.
It is oh-so-easy to just get on a subway train and pilot it anywhere you want to go.
If you are strong enough you can break through solid wood and brick walls (or break a brick wall with a stick).
You are likely to find only one homeless person in any given area rather than a hundred or so.
Don't die in a movie theater if you want to be buried in a timely manner or someone will just cover you with the upholstery.
Four people constitutes a large gang.
Street gangs in Chicago watch too many 1950s movies as well as too many episodes of "Happy Days".
Street gang members laugh continuously, loudly, and manically when they don't want people to know where they are.
There is always something in your path to accidentally kick so that it rolls and gives away your hiding spot.
If you crawl out from underground with injuries, filth, and ragged clothes, everyone will cheerfully assume you are fine including the parking lot attendant.
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