What are your favoriot riffs of this movie? Mine are:
I normally like a movie with a silver guys jumping out of trucks, but I have to say I'm a bit disappointed in this one. - Mike
Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket. - Crow
Howard Stern in, West Side Story! - Servo
If you leave the Bronx we'll give you a fudgsicle! - Servo
Watch out, her other jaw is gonna shoot out! - Mike
and yours?
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Crow: "Do you like it when I touch your penthouse?"
Servo: "Lindsey Buckingham: P.I."
Mike: "Whoa! Fudge is ripped!"
Servo: "Uh, that's Trash."
*Close-up on Trash's pretty, yet confused face* Crow: "Overload! Overload!"
Mike, as Trash hands something to Dablone: "Here are those Whitesnake lyrics I was telling you about."
Crow, concerning Henry Silva and other guy: "When will he realize that I like him like that?"
Servo: "What does that sign say? Oh right, 'Leave the Bronx'."
*As the painfully obvious dummy flies out of the exploding helicopter, legs a-kimbo* Servo: "WAHOO!"
Mike, referring to Henry Silva: "His head looks like a peanut."
Servo, as Dablone: "No, I don't feel like laughing at that."
And of course,
"I JUST MISS TOBLERONE!"
I must also add that Servo's "Leeeeaaaaave the Brooooonx!" with outbursts of "Don't pay the ferryman!" and "Someday love will find you!" over the end credits with Crow on guitar was hysterical and is perhaps the funniest end credits riffing out of the entire series.
The feckless uber-muntzes are flexing their zeitgeists again! - Joel, MST3K
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You know you're really something.
You got me so I can't sleep AT night.
I don't remember who said it, but when Trash was on riding his motorcycle on the stairs and someone sang "Purple Rain"...that was my favorite joke.
Of course, that doesn't count the many times that any variant of "Leave the Bronx" was said, each funnier than the last.
I just like when Henry Silva yells "PUSS-EEEEEEE!"
That's hilarious...
I don't know why (strange that that's a common theme...) but during the last host segment, after being mistreated the whole time, when Dr Forrester's mother declares (possibly paraphrased), "Screw you! I'm going off with this beautiful, olive-skinned man!" and then walks out in her mom-stretch-pants...
Not exactly during the movie, but awesome nonetheless.
Why take the escalator when I've got a perfectly good canoe?
" Aw, the Bronx is leaking!"
and my favourite...
"Welcome to the Halls of Medicine".
Brilliant!
"I want to be able to trust you. You know; It's about trust". -A.Rothstien
The photographer to the 'Vampire lady reporter':
"But if they see us we've had it!"
The photographer--while rocking a rather smug face and evil-looking smile--is taking photos, when a member of the "diffifistation" squad appears behind him. As he turns, Mike, as the photographer, says
"You've seen me and I've had it!"
I don't know, but I burst out laughing every time I hear that. It's Mike's timing and voice--it's too perfect.
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President Clark: You let them both get away. The girl and that delinquent Trash.
Silva: Ha, I don’t think so. They’re both… under… there! *Silva points at the miniature model of the Bronx* Or maybe there… but somewhere there.
President Clark: Maybe you intend to go down to convince them… to waste themselves with some dynamite?
Silva: Haha. Oh, I don’t think so…
Crow: You guys didn’t rehearse, did you?
Love it!
I've been spotted, and i've had it!
Sorry, my pre-pubscent offspring is calling.
I think this is it, THERE HE IS! IT'S TOBLERONE!!
Nasferatu was gunned down today.
and of course.....my favourite, the end credits...
LEAVE BRONX, LEAVE BRONX! SOME DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU! BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU!!
Good thing he doesn't drive a bus. XD
share"After that Salmonella outbreak, the Schwann's truck needs high secrurity."
"When the Orken men crack down."
Mike, as Trash's dad: "Not the Tom's of Finland posters!"
"That is some of the politest, most legible graffiti I have ever seen."
"It looks like most of the buildings have left the Bronx."
Man: Leave the Bronx!
Servo: Even though this is Italy, leave the Bronx!
Mike: Well, I supposed I oughta leave the Bronx
Servo: Damnit he should've left the Bronx
Servo: If you leave the Bronx we will give you fudgsicles
Servo: This was once a glorious McDonald's Playland
Servo: Eddie Money, no!
Mike: I'm shot, and then you trip me! Great!
[After Trash shoots someone]
Mike: [as Trash] Sorry Uncle Ron!
Mike: Lorenzo Lamas in The Gino Vannelli Story
Servo: [in deep voice] Oh baby. Oh yes I just love that char-broiled flavor. Oh yes, crispy skin
Crow: [referring to Wrangler] Geez! He has Ricky Ricardo Tourette's Syndrome!
Wrangler: You!
Crow: Lick me!
Mike: [as Trash] Oh, the Bronx is something which I should've left
Mike: They're blowing up models to get rid of him!
Crow: So far his greatest advesary is a ladder
Mike: [as Trash] Must...get...to....Whitesnake tapes!
Mike: [as Trash] Down here is my bong room
Mike: Ya know a year after they restore the Bronx it's gonna be Karate School's anyway
Crow: She looks like Shelly Duvall after a drinking binge
Crow: She looks like a guy dressing up as Diana Ross
Crow: Wow! He must be on God mode with unlimited ammo!
Mike: I gotta tell you about this lunch I had one time. There were broads and lunch and broads
Mike: So the hero of our movie has to go hire another hero?
Mike: Colonel Mustard looks nervous
Servo: Trash stumbles into the middle of the action
Trash: Shut up!
Crow: [as Trash] Don't make me think. I can't multitask
Crow: Hurry! Hurry! We didn't get a permit to film!
Mike: The Bronx is leaking
Mike: The director had a vision. Make guys jump in slow motion
Crow: This flameproof suit sucks!
Servo: Oh, rope burns on the willy
Crow: This is easy and fun! I'm building my pecs as I'm evacuating the Bronx!
Crow: Hey, someone put the Trash out
Mike: He died as he died....dead
Mike: Henry Silva. For all your Silva needs
Servo: The final showdown between vaguely evil and somewhat ambiguous!
Crow: He made one mistake. He parked
Crow: I wonder what burning Henry Silva smells like
"That's a bingo! Is that the way you say it: "That's a bingo?" - Col. Hans Landa
Mike: "I forgot my luggage!"
Mike: "You've seen me, and I've had it!"
Mike: "I'm tired, and my feet hurt, and it's hot!"
Mike: "Have a big bowl of coffee for breakfast."
Mike: "Oh! Watch out! Her other jaw is going to shoot out!"
Mike: "I must have blood!"
Servo: "Ah, she's looking for a place to hang upside down for the night."
Servo: "Another hard hitting look at cities with buildings!"
Crow: "Jim Henson's Chairman Mao Babies!"
Servo: "Comin' low out of the risin' sun. Scares the hell out of the executives!"
All: "We want Toblerone!"
Servo: "New York City ran out of cops today!"
Crow: "Me too, me too, I wanna die! Thank you."
When they whistle the Andy Griffith Show theme.
The entire credit sequence with Servo singing.
"Mooninites unite!"
"Lock in!"