Yeah, Tony the Pimp/Hank the Gym Instructor are the best characters of both films. If I ever made a horror film, I would have to include Tony/Hank as just some random character that takes charge when the sh@t hits the fan.
"You look like you scared of breakin' 'em!"
What should he be in his next movie? I guess I could just open up a phone book and randomly pick any name, and then go to the business section and pick his occupation. Tito the Gynecologist? How 'bout this for one of his lines:
"Quick baby, grab that speculum while I bar the door! Hurry! You look like you SCARED to touch it!"
or...
"This b@tch is ovulating! We gotta get her out of HERE before she becomes a DEMON, an instrunment of EVIL!"
Yes... that sounds good, I'll have that. Only thing is, I hate seeing Hank/Tony die in both films. If Hank/Tony appeared in another film, would you carry on the tradition of having him die a horrible meaningless death, or would you allow him to live?
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YouIsDead
16 years ago
Definitely have him killed in every single film and then have him come back in the next as a different character.
"SILENCE!! QUIET, PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME!! Let's find the emergency exit!"
"You ain't worth sh!t."
Greatest character ever indeed! The man is bald and has sideburns, that has to count for something, damnit! Here's a good Tony the Pimp video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DPp-EoQzVY
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Diestro_Consone
16 years ago
"Gimme a hand. One of you take her legs, and, and help me throw her over the edge. What are you waiting for, you sonofa bitch!"
"Gimme the knife! Gimme the knife!!"
Who would win in a fight between Toni the Pimp and Dolemite?
you were born a pig farmer.
you'll always BE a pig farmer.
And now, you will DIE a pig farmer.
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