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Show this movie to your kids every week

posted 7 years ago by Conan-1982
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This generation of kids will become a bunch of pussies if they keep growing up with the wimpy movies of today: no blood, no foul language, no tits, no graphic content or context whatsoever.

When I was a kid I watched this movie EVERY single weekend from age 8 to age 12 (hey we didn't have the internet back then so if you were poor you had that one VHS and you watched it over and over till the tape got ruined) and I grew up to be a decent guy, peaceful but still a MAN.

Not a pussy like these millennials wimps of today: do you want YOUR kids to grow up and be like those losers ?

So show this movie to your kids every week and they'll grow up and be like me: with the Mighty Cock of Conan, which is made of STEEL !

[–] insomniacmovie 7 years ago

Nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed f@ggots around here! Watching Commando will make you into an instant sexual tyrannosaurus....just like me!

[–] brian10647 7 years ago

I know EXACTLY what you mean. This, T2, Predator, and Die Hard were my childhood. I had them all on VHS, as you mentioned. I bet I watched them all 100 times a piece and I turned out fine to. They don't make them like they used to.

[–] antonasmodeus 7 years ago

Insomniac, funny you should mention that as I've heard that Bennett was quite the sexual Tyrannosaurus when he served with Matrix in the military!

[–] vestdennis 7 years ago

The dude scoring with the chick in bed wasn't doing too bad himself. And he ate Trix for breakfast.

[–] Diagoro 7 years ago

When I was a kid I ate a lot of red meat.

Another brilliant post Steinberg...

[–] prplayer 7 years ago

agreed

so many movies, so little time

[–] Thieves_of_Sieves 7 years ago

It's almost a reason to have kids.

[–] joekill162 7 years ago

Cant wait to watch this with my kids, someday if i have any, the hard part is going to explain to them, that people didn't have cell phones and internet back then, and then there's going to keep saying, that these are old people movies.

[–] Thieves of Sieves (2) 7 years ago

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[–] andycarlin 7 years ago

Couldnt agree more...this is actually one of the 1st films i can remember watching with my granda when i was like 4/5!grew up watching all action from 80s and 90s, proper films before they made all these "super realistic" films with too much continuity etc!sometimes a movie just has to be fun....
Die hards,running man,predator, raw deal, assasins 48hours and another 48 hours, beverly hills cop etc.... FUN..... my kids love them too

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

Yeah, damned CONTINUITY! Always trying to make a movie make sense! Where’s the fun in that? FUCK SENSE!!

[–] Nick_2086 7 years ago

To the OP, your post is unbelievable and God like. From the age of 4 to now (30) I watch Conan, Predator, Commando and so on all the damn time. Movies and kids of today are *beep*

[–] BenjiCarver 7 years ago

Amen. I watched this with my 9 yo daughter this past weekend. The tool shed scene made her laugh. If Matrix was there, he would have laughed too.

I call woo woo on you,

[–] Creamofwheat22 (434) 3 years ago

I grew up on this movie and I turned out to be a super straight bad ass.

[–] MinorityRules15 (958) 3 years ago

I had a friend who watched this movie and became gay. Crazy world, right?

[–] Creamofwheat22 (434) 3 years ago

Impossible. There's too much testosterone flowing through this movie to allow someone to turn gay, that's just science. Your friend was definitely dosing up on gay movies before Commando.