My mother bought me this from the charity shop the other day. I was excited because I thought it was going to be a DVD of the sexy British 'kids' TV show "Cavegirl". I was quite disapointed when I saw the cover. "Aargh! Another crappy B-Movie. Thanks a lot, Mum."
I decided to put it on anyway, and from the monent it started, I knew I had been wrong, I knew I was in for a treat.
Girls running around topless
Bad acting
Cheesey repetitive dialogue
Cavemen in bad wigs
Cavegirls with tan lines
Fat girls with big nipples
"Where is your love? Show me your *beep* love!"
THE HOTTEST WOMAN EVER!
Man, this movie is awesome! I can't wait to show it to my mates, even if it's just for Cynthia Thompson. I'm now going to find every film she's ever been in, and masturbate furiously to her image.
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RobBase086-1
17 years ago
My first experience of watching this movie was on USA UP ALL NIGHT on The USA Network back in the day. They showed B movies, cult classics, horror movies, and a few mainstream movies.
When The USA Network was bought out by NBC they changed the format of the programming and removing a great weekend show that lasted for 4 hours. They had a female host named Caroline Schlitt from the start of USA UP ALL NIGHT from 1986 until like 1990 I believe.
She left the show because she no longer wanted to be part of Hollywood anymore and left to settle down and get married. Then Rhonda Shear stepped in to replace her and stayed on the show until it ended due to USA Network wanting to show Law And Order crap and any other garbage you can think of removing the Cult classic B movies that we all loved.
WOW I had a huge crush on Cynthia Thompson when she was in this movie! I found this at a local video store and rented it. I liked it better unedited than the TV version of it. WOW Cynthia had a great body on her! I wish that USA UP ALL NIGHT was still on showing movies like this again.
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YankeeDood
16 years ago
Hi Rob. Good to see you over here on the board of my favorite UAN movie.
Yeah, I hate Law and Order, such phony garbage. What is with people and crime shows? To hell with that junk, I say bring back late night b-movie hosts!
Cynthia Thompson was funny too! I saw this movie shortly after we saw "Quest For Fire" in junior high, Zzzzzz. I thought about how funny it would have been if my teacher mistakenly popped "Cavegirl" into the VCR instead of Quest For Fire! I think the class would have found Cavegirl a much more entertaining stone age movie, especially with Thompson in it, lol!
I do support bringing these enjoyable b-movies back to late night TV!
"You can't kill the boogeyman!"
- Tommy Doyle
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RobBase086-1
16 years ago
Hi lunarshape31,
Oh this is one of your favorite movies then that was shown on USA UP ALL NIGHT?
I cannot stand the Law And Order, and all of the programming that NBC is puttin onto USA Network. I have a theory as to why toward the end of 1998 why tey dropped USA UP ALL NIGHT from the programming and totally changed what they were showing on USA Netwrk.
My theory is that I happen to think that USA Network or the people who owned th network at the time was setting up for NBC to take over the network and put their programming on there.
The problem is that todays society likes that kind of garbage along with reality shows as well. I totally agree about getting rid of that crap as well! I man if they want to put it on during the day and then late at night when the kids are in bed asleep why not put what we all love?
I would do that you know if I was the executiv programmer for USA Network. The late nght B movies were great to watch and very entertaining as well! I love movies like that!
We need people who know what B movies are all about and both Rhonda Shear and Gilber Gottfried knew what B movies were all about! Yes Cynthia Thompson was funny and very beautiful too!
It is a shame that no one knows what happened to her. She just vanished from acting and has not been heard of since then or made any other appearances in movies or TV either.
Yeah I bet you wished they would have shown this instead of the movie you intructor showed when you were in junior high. Yeah I think your class would have enjoyed that a lot better than Quest For Fire. Yeah Thompson was hot in that movie!
I back you up in your belief and would love to see B movies come back to late nights on TV! That would make me very happy about that!
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speakinginmonotone
16 years ago
I think this film is great, but I was disapointed with the audio track on the DVD - sound in mono! But anyway I liked the film alot. The music and directing was great. The camera only moves with the characters in a couple scenes, the rest are just still shots, but it worked well.
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RobBase086-1
16 years ago
I own the DVD copy of it and I loved this movie when I first saw it on USA UP ALL NIGHT! It is a shame that Cindy Ann Thompson did not continue on with the film industry because she was hot!
Yes I have to agree with you that the music and the directing of this film was great! Yes the camera only movies with the characters in a couple of scenes, yes the rest was still shots, but like you said it worked very well.
Dedicated to USA UP ALL NIGHT and the fans of the show! www.deefilmroll.com/usa-uan/
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