The 'New' Care Bears
I rented one of the new collection of episodes of the "new" Care Bears to see how bad it really was. I'm appalled. I couldn't believe how much has changed. Even the bears! For those of you who haven't see it, these are the difference I found.
- To do the notorious Care Bear Stare, they first rub their tummy and then stuff will shoot out. No more countdown.
- There are NO Care Bear cousins that I saw
- There are NO children that I saw. So what is that they're supposed to doing?
- They have changed some of their tummy symbols.
Share Bear, who used to have the little ice cream shake with two straws on her tummy now has two suckers. And she carries a purse. Why? I haven't a clue.
Funshine Bear is now a boy who wears a baseball cap.
True Heart Bear (The mother figure from Care Bears Movie II), now instead of having a heart inside of a star, has a heart surrounded by triangles that are in the shape of a star.
- Some Care Bears have been replaced all together. There is now Surprise Bear, Oopsie Bear, Daydream Bear, and several others that I can't recall. And two new babies whom I guess are supposed to be Hugs and Tugs although they didn't say their new names while I was watching.
- In the special that I saw, the lesson that I guess they're trying to teach children is don't lie. First Share Bear lied, then Oopsie lied, and then Grumpy lied. I guess it's too much for them to go down to Earth anymore and help all the children. Which I guess would be difficult since they no longer have cloud cars anymore.
- The only villain that I saw was an ex-Care Bear (I'm guessing) who has now made himself a giant suit of armor to be in so that now he's twice the size of a regular Care Bear. No more Lord No Heart. No more Shreeky. No more Beastly.
- All the Care Bears look a lot younger. Like they're children playing instead of adults helping.
- Even Care-a-Lot is different. Only if grass was needed for the story did we ever see grass in Care-a-Lot as children. The rest of the time it was clouds. Now grass is everywhere and Care-a-Lot is like a town where everyone just plays all the time. I didn't see one cloud anywhere, except in the sky. After each episode it would show what Care-a-Lot looked like from afar and it's like a town in the middle of clouds but it's not made of clouds. I don't get it.
If you put children in charge of a cartoon, this is what you most likely would get. Kids don't understand that the Care Bears once had a purpose in life. That there's more than just playing. And the only lesson you have to learn is don't lie. I want to go up to the people who had this idea for a cartoon and punch them. Then I want to punch the head of the company who green lighted this horrible show. Then I want to go up to each child who saw this and liked it and smack the crap out of their parents for not teaching their children what good Care Bears are supposed to be.
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who hated this new franchise and wish they could make new episodes of the old Care Bears without changing everything.