Principal Vernon so uncalled for

I had teachers like that. We considered the douches.

And then they promoted that guy to be in charge when those terrorists took over that building that Bruce Willis blew up.

I love Principal Vernon. He's a swell guy. Bender is a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it.

Respect your elders.

Benders horrible relationship with his father will have him challenging authority for the rest of his life.

This is psychology 101, a good deal of career criminals have had contentious or no relationship with a father figure.