I can think of several:
"You couldn't ignore me if you tried"
"How do you think he rides a bike?"
"See it's simple. I'd kill you and your *beep* parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care enough about you to bother".
"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!"
"Come on Vern, the kids haven't changed, you have."
"I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it would not make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?! And you don't like me anyway!"
I am making a sampler out of that quote.
Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.
Bender's Dad: "Bring me another turkey pot-pie or I'll knock your dick in the dirt!"
sharePost it on YouTube, if you can.
I just got the T-shirt from CafePress that says, "Could you describe the ruckus?"
"I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar"
I may have a few words wrong but the spirit is intact:
"I'm respected around here, people like me, I'm a swell guy...you're a lying sack of $hit"
"I make $31,000 a year, I have a house, you think I'm gonna risk all that for you?"
"Wanna see something funny? TAKE A LOOK AT John Bender in 5 years...whatsamatter Johnny, you gonna cry?"
Paul Gleason was excellent as an angry bully.
Did your mom marry mr. rogers? no, mr. johnson
you load up you party well we get dressed up but we don't get high
I expected a little more from a varsity letterman
I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career
That man is a brownie hound!
"Hacka-dacka!"