Favorate MST3K line from the Boggy Creek 2 ep. - Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues Discussion

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[–] rockrocky77 19 years ago

NeoCon.
Rockrocky77 Kelgan Slayer:so seen "Hello Boy" yet?
Ginger Snaps 1,2 and 3 rule! and so does Emily Perkins!

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[–] rockrocky77 19 years ago

so Kalgan do you bealeve in Sasquach/Bigfoot?
Rockrocky77 Kalgan Slayer:simple question Kalgan.
Ginger Snaps 1,2 and 3 rule! and so does Emily Perkins!

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[–] rockrocky77 19 years ago

Yes I do but this is a bad Bigfoot movie,the first Boggy Creek movie was better.
Rockrocky77 Kalgan Slayer:well you assumed right on that 1 Kalgan.
Ginger Snaps 1,2 and 3 rule! and so does Emily Perkins!

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[–] rockrocky77 19 years ago

Ok NeoCon.

Ginger Snaps 1,2 and 3 rule! and so does Emily Perkins!

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[–] in_dis_guise 19 years ago

"No one could hold a candle to him in this role. Well, maybe they could
douse him in something flammable and *then* hold a candle to him."
-Crow.
(the corpse vanishes)

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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[–] knightm7 19 years ago

Tom:"Oh, Mike, look at all the mud, they have to wrestle!"
Crow:"Crow, Mike said stop it!"

Well, well, well. . . Well, well, well. . .

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[–] The Keymaster 19 years ago

Mine's easy:

"Oh look, the tomb of the unknown cracker!"

I was rolling for about five minutes.

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"Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day..."

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[–] spookyhead 19 years ago

"I'm an expert on undiscovered monkeys."

"Well, no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast."

"We'd like to thank the Legend for allowing us to put a camera in his helmet!"

"Undiscovered monsters get all the chicks."

"Perhaps they could fashion their eyeliner into a crude spear."

"C'mon, flower, hand over the pollen! That's right..."

"Tim had a bladder the size of a thimble."

"I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets."

"Every night we had to tie Tim in the trees because of the monster."

"...and well, Tim just sort of wandered off and we haven't seen him in years."

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[–] markofthemoles 19 years ago

"Driving down the road, lookin' for a waffle house, drinking lots of Wild Turkey" -T. Servo

"I'M GOING!! THE CHEERLEADERS PLAN IS WORKING!!" -C.T.Robot

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[–] drew_atreides 19 years ago

"Nobody should have to see the Little Creature!"- Mike (i believe).

The whole Little Creature gag absolutely floored me. Might be the funniest thing i've ever seen in an MST3K episode.

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[–] ptrschckl 19 years ago

"Um, Frank? Where's the music?"

"Hey, the stadium is built next to a giant Braun coffee grinder."

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

"You are in SO much trouble -- jumpin' over the moon!"

"Yes, do you sell turquoise plastic pith helmets?"

"Want this on yer Klan account?"

"Oh, THAT'S money! Usually we get paid in 'possum hides."

"You need to work on your camel-toe, son."

"Wow, someone had a HUGE Tobleron bar!"

"Oh, THERE'S my Johnny-cake pan!"

"He was dead, so it made sense."

"Wow, the Target website is really boring!"

"The thing we're looking for is coming -- oh, no!"

"Here comes 'Greater-than-dot!'"

"Ahhhhh... not lookin' for them is GREAT!"

"They're not shooting day-for-night -- it's more like 4:30-for-5:00."

"Natalie Imbruglia looks different without her makeup."

"Feces... AH-ha-ha!"

"Then I kept a-walkin' like that for quitet awhile... the end."

"I wouldn't drown -- the rheumatism's acting up."

(robotically)"It's fun that there are men."

"... as blue smoke poured from my motor."

"Jes' spreadin' mah filth."

"D'oooooo, I singed my pit-hair!"

"Now Crenshaw just jumps in and tries to burn off all his ticks."

***If they're not actin' casual, Ah'll have tuh kill 'em.***

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[–] gemmah 19 years ago

lol, the joke bout the klan account is my all time favorite. pretty much the whole scene in the bait shop was hillarious. another favorite line is when doc finishes up the the story about the guy stepping in feces and says something about a story more tale more serious and crow says a urine story.

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[–] ptrschckl 19 years ago

That was a good scene, for sure. So much of why it's funny isn't even what they're saying but how . Like when the professor leaves the bait shop and the sign says PLEASE CALL AGAIN. The line isn't really funny at all, but I love Mike's delivery when he says:

"And I will NOT call again."

***Wanna contribute to our fund for the war against Northern aggression?***

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[–] etchedk 18 years ago

drivin down the road, lookin for a waffle house, drinkin lotsa weye-eyeld turkey

by then, my memory had become clouded with cheese

you ever used a tranquilizer gun rectally before!?!?!??!

oh hey, a flu shot! thanks!

fur kills? you said it, it is HOT

hey legend, how's the continuing goin?

i'll be damned, farmers DO exist!

thank goodness for the jeep's stopping distance of only 500 yards

8 wheels, so it's come to this

give us the money you son of a b!tch!!
i'm sorry, he just started on the ritalin

doctor batch, coming this fall!

otis didn't believe in flashlight batteries...

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[–] tricksofthetrade 19 years ago

Crows line when old man Crenshaw and Tim are alone..."Helloooooo...Tim" in perfect sequence with Crenshaws look!

Mike-"Think of the effort it takes to balance you shirt on your shoulder, JUST PUT IT ON or cripst sakes!"

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[–] silentshark14 19 years ago

Writer, Producer, Director
Chuck B. Pierce

Tom: That's Chuck 'Be in over his head' Pierce

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[–] bettyboop5885 19 years ago

"Krinshaw you fascinate me!"

"I am so much better than this barn."

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

"By that time my hair had blanketed my football head."

"No Woman should ever have to see the little creature."

"(scream)There is a skid mark on the ceiling!"

"Dang cows, jumping over the moon."

"Oh my god, he's growing a third nipple!"

"She said you guys can use the toilet, but I can't."

"With all the effort it takes to balance it on your shoulder, just put your shirt ON."

"Thats it, smell your arm sweat, and calm down."

"You can file papers in that part!"

"And then, and then, the big guy made me eat bacon, cause thats all he had..."
"I know son, I know."
"And then I had to sleep on hay, and the hay, got all messed up in my hair..."

"Quick get on the bed."
"Put on something lacy."

"Something about a fistful on rat?!"

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[–] skillwithaquill 19 years ago

(while looking at a close up of a shirtless Tim)
Crow: I got a new chest hair today.

(One of my favorites)
Mike: Behold my discovery! (pause) Let's kill it!

(While watching the deer swimming)
Crow: There's a zipper on his neck.
Mike: It's a gazelle in a deer costume.

Crow: People without shirts please put them on. People with shirts please take them off.

(Again, looking at a shirtless Tim)
Crow: Geez, kid, do a push-up!

Narrator: There's a legend in this creek...
Tom:(looking at the creature)But what the hell is *that*?!

(as Leslie)
Tom: Hey, everybody! I managed to cram my ass into these shorts!

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" (not sure who said this one, but I love it!)

Tom: Wow, Tim's a real strong blip on my gaydar!

"Emby Mellay? That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand."- Tom Servo, MST3K

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[–] rockrocky77 19 years ago

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" not sure who said this one-it was Crow.

Hellboy: I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right

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[–] Dry_Wall 18 years ago

tim stop screaming!

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[–] tora3 18 years ago

" by the way it realy stinks in hear "

calvin mccarthy,
age 14

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[–] h_runting 18 years ago

Dr. Lockheart: Ottis Tucker never regained consiousness
Mike: He was dead, so it made sence.

Crow (about Tim in a heavy Arkansas accent): I got a new chest hair today

Lesslie: Here it is right here.
Mike: The gound, right where it's supposed to be

Crow: Tim's a pretty big blip on my gay-dar!

Tanya: There it is!
Crow/Servo: It is?
Mike: They must have a better camera than I do, because I don't see a thing!

(Crenshaw spits) Crow: Tooth

Crenshaw: Boogie creek creature, huh?
Mike: Awawhah

(Crenshaw spreads gassoline) Crow: Just spredin' my filth

Crenshaw: That thing aughta be left alone
Crow: I won't touch it any more
Servo: Mmm-mmm

Dr. Lockheart:I saw the little creature (Mike and the bots freak out)

Leslie: I don't want to see it
Crow: No woman should ever have to see the little creature

Crow: Better not drown, the rumatisms actin' up
Mike: Play in the sand in shut up!

Crow: This is great, I polluting the water and making noise!

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[–] dreams_of_jadiwin 18 years ago

Thank goodness for the Jeep's breaking distance of 500 yards...

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[–] glittermist23 18 years ago

Crow-Don't drown, rheumatism's actin' up
Crow-Ironically, that was Bambi's stepmother
Mike-His name is Tributary?
Crow-They're calling insane hogs?
Mike-That antelope's got a lot of degrees.
Servo-They're in the mud! They HAVE to wrestle!
Crow-They're punting the deer's head!
Mike-You can't surf in Arkansas!
Crow-Tim's a big blip on my gaydar.
Crow-So THAT'S money! Usually we're paid in possum hides.
Mike-We should follow the cheerleaders advice and RUN!
Crow-The field is next to a giant metallic coffee grinder
Servo-I should leave before the end of the first quarter to beat the rush.
Mike-We had to tie Tim in the trees to keep the animals from getting him.
Mike-Damn, I left the hose on all night.
Servo-(As Churchill, I think) We will march into the forbidden zone!
Crow-This is rich man, poor man font.
Crow-The Legend of Boggy Creek II Continues.....to never be heard of by ANYBODY!
Servo-Hey, it's the Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.
Crow- Ew, ew, mucky bottom, ew, ew.

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[–] intelligiser 18 years ago

Mike: Ok rain... everybody's cool.

Guy: Y'know what? I think there's a creature right here.
Crow (as camera cuts to scary looking shop owner): There it is!

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