Favorite Line



" Diva, I should hate to have a mind like yours."--Miss Mapp

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Lucia (to Georgie): "It is impossible that we should give up doing something we don't know how to do in the first place!"

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E-liz-a-beth, please stop calling me Lu-Lu. Such a dreadful abbreviation. How would you like it if I called you Lib-Lib?

"If ah irritate you, jes think how ah irritate mahself."

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Not a line, but Mapp's reaction to Lucia's letter stating her intention to settle in Tilling is priceless. Her increasingly shaking out-loud reading, her sob, followed by her biting the letter in half was incredibly funny.

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"Oh, what a joy!"

"Don't worry. I'm not on the side of the saints yet."

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Georgie looking through the window of the cottage before renting it:

"Ooh! Molto cosy!"

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Major Flint (about Georgie):
I always knew the man was a milliner.

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"Oh you shocking thing!" when Mapp poses for the artist's camera. That was hilarious.

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Diva - "And what's more, Mapp, you haven't said anything about my new hairstyle!"
Mapp - "No dear, as a friend I thought it better not to!"

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Of course the best line is "Au reservoir"! ;)

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