Remember the quotes?

No.. I think I just saw season one (or a snippet of the others when I used to get up for school). Just for the record, here's what I remember:

Who-might: "..I am Who-might and this is my assistant You-Be."

You be: (Michael Crawford accent)" Delighted I'm sure"

Who -Might: "Now..Who might you be?"

Duckula: "I know, you just told me.."

Who might: " No! Who might you be?"

*Continues in this stream for a while, still leaves me chucking away*

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Australian Duck: "Say listen, blu.."

Duckula: "Who are you calling blue? Are you colour blind?"

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(Showing his "masterpiece" to 2 con men posing as Art Dealers)
Con Man Victor: "Oh..that painting..she er...she.. er belongs in the Loo.."

Duckula:" You mean the Louvre ?"(*also pronounced "Loo")

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Von Gooswing :(travels under castle Duckula while it whisked away to Spain) "Oh..I say can you tell me if this is Castle Duckula?"

Duckula: "Gooswing! what are you doing in Spain?"

Gooswing: (to self)"S.Spain? I know those tunnels were really old but this is ridiculous.."

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End of memory tape.

"The painting comes from an Italian family of Spanish origin..."

"I was making a sandwich"-
Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson): Death Wish 4

nanny smashes a vase

duckula: The priceless converted to the worthless
Igor: By the brainless

Nanny: I wish i'd brought my feather duster
Igor: Or even your feather brain!

One my favourites is when they go to london and the castle lands on a patch of a grass with a do not walk on the grass sign there. They are confronted by a warden and this follows

Parkie:hey you there's a sign that says keep of the grasst

Duckula: We can see anything in this fog, you should have a sign that we can see telling us where the other one is.

Parkie: All i know is that there castle shouldn't be there you'll have to move it.

Duckula: Excuse me but do you have any idea who you are talking to?

Parkie: Yes I do mate, some bloke with a big yellow conk who won't move his bleeding castle!

Duckula: A YELLOW CONK???!!!!!

Igor: Excuse me sir (leans nastily at the parkie) Look here you snivelling wretch have you ever had your tweaked? your arms removed from their sockets boiled in oil and then put back on again? Your nose nailed to your knee? cos thats precisely what will happen to you if you don't go away

Parkie: Uh well when you put it like that sir...

LMFAO

They confront some couple who they believe have stolen their castle

Duckula: dont think you can fool us with those idiotic disguises.
Igor: ANd i suppose he is supposed to be a woman! ha ha!
Woman: Tarquin, are you going to stand there and let him insult me.
Igor: NO he's going to stand there with his ear screwed to his kneecap.
Duckula: Igor thats not good enough
Woman: Thank you
Duckula: Screw BOTH his ears to his kneecaps.