Favorite Quote


"Let's pee down his airhose."

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BOCCI BALLS!!

The Falcon flies

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I'm on the bar!

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"Run along now Walter, and see if you can't find a unicorn."

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"Excuse me. I never went to college, but wasn't that English?"

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"Wait Not in front of the Teamsters!"

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I'll be back with nuclear weapons!

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Claude: There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.

Allen: What's the name?

Claude: The guy, or the island?

Allen: ...I'll find him.



"Thanks, guys." "So long, partner."

- Toy Story 3 (9/10)

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What a week I'm having.

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I say that ALL THE TIME. I try to sound like Eugene Levy but I don't think I quite pull it off.

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"What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?"

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ANYWHERE BUT THE FIRST THREE ROWS!

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