100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall
99. Mr. Bakers suitcase is small, brown, its made of leather and has his initials on it
98. Sams only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts
97. You can be honest with farmer Ted, but not if your going to insult him
96. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, its bad for your complexion
95) Samantha wants a "Black" Trans am and a "Pink" guy. Not the other way around.
94) Jake thinks it's "kinda cool" the way that she(Samantha Baker) always stares at him
93) Sam thinks farmer Ted is a total fag
92) there's a weird looking Chinese guy up in Mikes room
91) she prefers her grandparents to call her Samantha, not Sam
90) both sets of grandparents forgot her birthday
89) she was felt up by her grandmother
88) Randy's brother paid a buck to see Sam's underwear
87) Grandpa Howard has a hernia, not a hyena
86) Jake's dad is 6'4
85) Caroline is on the pill
84) rizchecks not Ricechecks
83)quiche is something you eat not spell
82)just because you wear a red sweater,tan pants, and red shoes doesn't make you retarded
81) Sammy Baker Davis Jr has perky breast
80) and Grandpa Fred needs a magnifying glass to see them
79) Cliff's knocking down of the beer can tower was a smooth move
78) the Donger has a girlfriend, and he's only been there for 5 hours
77) Samantha has lived there her whole life and she has no one
76) Mike's a dork
75) Farmer Ted never bagged a babe
74) Jake wants a serious girlfriend.
73) Farmer Ted is sure he is going to interface with Caroline.
72) Farmer Ted thinks Caroline owns a church.
71) When she's stressed, Ginny takes four muscle relaxants.
70) Farmer Ted is the king of the *beep*
69) At Samantha's school they grade the students on dances for Gym.
68) Any halfway decent girl can rob Farmer Ted blind because he's to torqued up to say no.
67) Samantha is now sleeping in "Sofa City"
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
66) the donger need food
65)the donger smells like canine Cologne
64) Marlene is the dongers new AMERICAN girlfriend
63) Marlene can run the 40 in 5 flat
62) according to Long duck Dong samantha is getting married to the oily bo hunk
61)Ginny doesn't have time to listen to Samantha's problems
60)Grandpa Fred needs to help long duck Dong assimilate
59) Mr Baker spent $7000 on the wedding
58) Grandpa's car is in the lake..Big lake
57) Ginny has been enamored by Rudy for six months in a row
56) long duck dong does the dishes
55) long duck Dong helps with laundry
54)both Randie and jimmy Montrose were introduced to Farmer Ted by Samantha
53) the 2 brothers want proof that Ted's been with Samantha
52) they want underpants
51) girl's underpants
50) Marlena is long duck dongs Sexy girlfriend
49) Caroline is the Prom Queen
48) Female extra-terrestials have 4 tits
47) The grill alone costs 5 grand on a Rolls Royce