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Fav MST3K lines

posted 19 years ago by scythe1138
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Guy: Isn't that something
Mike: They can move!

Mike: Feeding the whole ocean is hard!

Crow: Its a man with a London phone booth on his head!

Crow: Come on legs EVOLVE!

Servo makes beer-swilling sounds over the blank audio track

Crow: Yes hear it is! "10:00 - Heard voice filled with hate"

Sandra: Why don't you take me with you?
Servo: Because you're dressed like Robin Williams

The random murmuring that same lady does all the time is hilarious.

Sandra: Stella gets to you doesn't she?
Mike: Yes she's a very attractive radio

Servo: Of course I am American and not Italian; I drive a truck!

Servo: I'm going back to Italy! Bye!

Servo: He threw a little Euro-tantrum

Servo: Its a militant group of tube/amp lovers

Crow: Stop in the name of Europe!

Crow: Devil Fish is always there, he must have a police scanner or something

Guy on phone: Take care of it
Mike: Use your face if necessary

(patient flatlines)Crow?: Well at least he's stabilized now.

Kid to dog: C'mon lets see what you can do!
Mike: Well this is about it. . .I hate to disappoint you.

(Warped, reversed film of guy getting into boat)
Servo: Schloooww dayy, huuuh?

Ugly henchman: Hey, you!
Mike: Say I look like Mickey Dolenz!

Crow: Ohhh no! ITS STARTING OVER!!
(all scream)

(Sheriff slowly removes glasses)
Crow: I'm gonna kick your ass!

West: She was studying Ribonucleic acids. The properties essential to life
(zooms in on West lighting cigarette)
Crow: Like cigarettes, fire, and thumbs

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[–] Gerhard_Reinke 19 years ago

Crow: "Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should."

Mike: "Ah, the heavily sexed world of appliance repair."

Stella: "I like the color of your eyes."
Tom: "The rest of you is disgusting."

[–] greeneggsandham4 19 years ago

"Incoming!!"

[–] SpleenBandit 19 years ago

(Crow spots a toy gorilla hanging by it's neck from the boat's roof)
"I was FRAMED, I tell ya!"

[–] dumpdove 19 years ago

The entire sequence with the two doctors, sheriff, and the two victims, made me cry with laughter.

[–] spookyhead 19 years ago

"Hey Scooter, buddy! WOOOOO!"

The ending credits laugh sequence had me rolling on the floor. I couldn't believe how long that went on.

[–] yesterdaysman_2000 18 years ago

Mike: Hold on old chum. Ha I kid the dead guy.

crow as dolphin: Say were about to have one of our dolphin orgies if you're...

Bob: I picked it up at 10:18. It lasted for three minutes.
Servo: Like my last twelve pack.

Peter: There's three gorgous ladies waiting for me in New York.
Crow: The Del Rubio Sisters

Cop showing Bob photos: Maybe you can read something in these shots that I can't see.
Mike: No, it's just you nude at the forest reserve.

Crow: He's enjoying the bold adventurous life of a TV repair man.

FYI: Did anyone else notice that at the beginning, they showed the movie title twice.

[–] Super61isdown 18 years ago

Hehehehehe, You're from Europe! Hhaaha-hahahahahaha-hahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HEH HEH HEH HEH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

[–] h_runting 18 years ago

Crow: Ah, jes, I am from Flor-ida.

Mike: I am svimming back to Europe!

Doctor: I think fear killed him
Crow: Wouldn't you be scared if I was your doctor???

Man rummages around in a cooler

Servo: Let's see, I got beer, beer, and oh look, a beer!

Crow: You know, after this beer, we should really have a beer some time.

[–] shaimandrake 18 years ago

I love the "Just because you ~can~ edit, doesn't mean you should" line. It's so great since it comes after just a slew of cuts from at least seven different places all making no sense.

[–] JimD1701 18 years ago

Crow: "Isn't this an orange juice? OH DARN!!!"
Computer voice: "I LOVE YOU DAVIS"
Mike or Servo imitating computer: "Hi honey I'm over here."

Take THIS, George Lucas!

[–] caftw11 18 years ago

"I KNOW!"

"I though you were the octopus in desguise!"

[–] StarBase6 18 years ago

"Deploy the Country Time Pink Lemmonade!"

[–] etchedk 18 years ago

my fathers village was attacked by electricians

[–] ApemanB 18 years ago

DEVIL FISH
with Satanic String Beans
and Deep Lucifered Potatoes

Oh Well, wherever, wherever you are,
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far.

[–] bwil21 18 years ago

"Does she live in a department store?"

"Hey, that's Rip Torn in drag!"

[–] craigarawlinson 18 years ago

When they were trying to lure the monster with sound:
Crow in "underwater" voice ": Free devilfish food...Free tickets to Devilfish world"

Craig R

MST3K forever!

[–] caftw11 18 years ago

"Man, I just wanted to play Free-Cell."

[–] blackheart_84 18 years ago

(During opening credits)
Mike: "They spelled his name sideways!"

(Quick shot of Stella during that poorly edited beginning sequence)
Crow: "Peter Frampton!!"

Crow: "When dumb guys snorkel."

(After Sandra gets threatened by that ugly henchman)
Mike(imitating Sandra): "That guy was so mean to me, I think I'll go over there and... (mumble mumble)."

Mike: "The sheriff's official report simply read, 'Ick.'"

And the entire credits laughing sequence. Try laughing along with them some time. You might get light-headed like I did. :P

[–] poisonivy1962 18 years ago

"I can't beleive I directed _North_!"

[–] scherscb 18 years ago

Servo: Farrah Fawcett MINOR

Servo: Wouldn't it be great if we were Devil Fishing? And we had beer! Really watery American beer!

Crow: Does she live in a department store?!

[–] IconsofFright 18 years ago

This is the dawning of the age of...Seaquarium.

[–] Emperor-Cupcake 18 years ago

"She displaces no water at all."

"A lot of guys named Bo died that day."

"The sheriff's official report simply read, 'Ick.'"

"I didn't know humans could survive without flesh."

"Ya, we are from Floreeda!"

And the skit with the Italian stereotypes. Hilarious.
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"I will rule the world! Emperor Cupcake!" -MST3K "Riding With Death"

[–] sfmonkeyboy 18 years ago

Movie line from helicopter rescue team at beginning:"Get the Harness Out!"
Crow (I think) "Get the hardness out?"
Servo (I think) "That's what I heard!"

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[–] Norgavue 18 years ago

Get your flamethrower out, grab a stick of juicy fruit!

[–] ascott3333 18 years ago

*after umpteenth closeup of ugly henchmen's ass during underwater fight*
Mike: Did the director think this guy was HOT or something?!?!?

[–] nak77 18 years ago

I tried to unclog my lawnmower with my feet.

Oh that's right I had it set on "kill patient"

"Attention, free devilfish food"

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[–] jawsfan 18 years ago

(After title comes up the first time)
Mike: Tonight's special is DEVIL FISH, with SATANIC string beans and DEEP, LUCIFERED potatoes!
(while blank track plays)
Tom Servo making beer drinking noises

[–] rds24 17 years ago

Crow: "I'm gonna kick your ass."

Mike: "Well, this is about it. I hate to disapoint you."

Crow: "Man...it's further up than I thought! This is taking forever!"

Mike: "Yes...she's a very attractive radio."

Servo: "Ah, yes...the highly sexed life of appliance repair."

The Italian stereotype sketch had me rolling on the floor.

[–] Jikorijo 17 years ago

YaDaDaDaYaDa...CRAP!-Servo

"What a turkey"
"Hey Fella, You're a Turkey"-Jim Goose from Mad Max