Nick: "it's serious dark out here"
Man In Fog: "Get in.....why don't you get in?"
Freddie: "It won't take long, I'm really not that good."
Freddie: "Is she any good?"
You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! -Tyler Durden
My best friend and I watched this movie over and over again around 8th grade and 9th grade (circa 1986, i guess) and we had or favorite quotes that we said to each other constantly.
Our absolute all time favorite...(we would yell this down the hall to each other as a greeting and sign each others yearbook with this one!!!) From the scene where Nick sings Old MacDonald on the porch of the house to the old guys...after his ROCKED OUT ending he screams "Get Down, Cow!"
We also liked the eerie "Get in....Why don't you get in?" from the old man in the truck when Nick is walking down the road in "Serious dark."
Another fave from when Nick is drunk and hung over after drinking with Barnett Cale...he wakes up in the barnyard facedown in the mud and says "I'm lying here in the mud....looking up....at a duck."
And I'll end with every teenaged girls favorite thought of Jake's quote to Nick during the final performance in the New York bar...Nick makes a comment about Jakes outfit being too revealing and she replies "Well, when you stop wearing pants we can see your pulse through, we'll have something to talk about." His reply?.......(aside to audience)"I didn't think she noticed!"
CLASSIC lines! I love Stallone as much for his comidies as well as his action movies, so this movie has always been a favorite of mine...(remember Oscar and Stop or my mom will shoot?!?!?!)
Sorry for the double post....but how could I have forgotten....when Nick and Jake are in Freddie's apartment setting up the wager, Nick is on his hands and knees looking at the three legged coffee table and asks Freddie "Does she have a sister?" So funny....I could go on and on...
share"You're singeing my hair romeo"
"Nick, did you ever have a wicked case of Jock itch?"...(NICK) "Oh that's really feminine."
"Okay, well you can take me to your house and show me your organ. But I warn you,it best be having music coming out of it."
Nick: You are giving me a sissy complex.
Jake: "What do you think you're doin'?"
Nick: "I'm TRYING to get some butter."
Jake: "You're supposed to sop up gravy with your biscuit."
Nick: "I don't WANNA use my biscuit to SOP up some gravy, I got other plans for my biscuit and they involve BUTTER!"
My favourite bit, that one. And also, the "GET DOWN COW!!!!" thing from Nick's mad singing.
"English side ruined!Must read French! Le Grille?! What the Hell is that?!!! - Homer
Jake - Well when you stop wearing pants I can see your pulse through, maybe we got something to talk about.
Nick - It's vendetta time
Jake - Hey look Nick violence ain't the way and besides I wanna do it.
Nick - If I'm gonna die i'm gonna die my way (sums film up perfectly. I think)
ALSO
Jake - Hell I might aswell forget the bet and just sleep with Freddie.....whoops
Jake - You are gonna be at the bottom of the Hudson River if you don't get out of my face Freddie.
Guy at Rhinestone - Hey this really happened to my Loretta.
Security guy - You can't come in here with a horse. Hey Mister where d'you think you're going?
Nick - Freddie Ugo's
Security Guy - Oh
Walt - Barnett wants to dance
Nick - Good then dance with him.
I always loved the scene when he goes to the bar and this old guy next to him gets a draft that is all head and says "I like my beer really foamy!"
My brother and I still always quote that when ever we get together for some beers.
I don't know the quote exactly, but we rolled on the floor when Stallone as Nick tells Dolly (Jake) that she's like a "Baby Hitler."
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I loved "Kinda slow witted, ain't he!" and use it all the time.
shareI have this movie on vhs but haven't seen it in years so this quote isn't completely accurate but at one point Stallone says something like "You can always tell when Joe [wrong name] has been over at the house. The liquor's all drunk and the dog is pregnant!" I saw RHINESTONE in a movie theater and the audience roared at that line louder than almost any punchline in any film I've seen at a theater.
shareon tv right now and stallone said, "guru of doodoo." ha.
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