2) There would be no overweight female actresses. The Omega Mus would be hot girls with slight flaws to indicate that they are outcasts. E.g., all you would have to do would be remove the thick glasses and you would have Megan Fox underneath.
This. Yes. I mean look at American Pie. Michelle is drop dead georgeous, yet we're supposed to believe she's nerdy and unpopular because she has a funny voice and talks about band camp? In real life all the jocks would be fighting for her. If she'd gone to my school she would have been the most popular girl there due to her looks.
Also Gilbert's mum would be about 42, attractive with no grey hair whatsoever. Parents are only allowed to be hot nowadays.
Also at he party all the Mus dresses would be sleeveless because it's toatally unacceptable nowadays to show a woman in a dress that covers her shoulders.