Things I learned from watching the Philadelphia Experiment

1) Time Travelers were considered very dangerous in 1984 because you shoot at them when fleeing.

2) If you are having trouble powering down a generator, just get an axe and swing it wildly, hitting anything in sight.

3) A ship can be spinning wildly in a temporal vortex but when you are on its deck it is just like you are flat on the ocean.

4) When you have sex in the back of a horse trailer the horses will look away. so don't feel embarrased

I was born in the house my father built