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100 things i learned from this movie

posted 12 years ago by tek87
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1. A sports car can't out-maneuver a telephone van.
2. Barb fences are useless against ninja.
3. You have to kill a ninja three times before he actually dies.
4. If a ninja grabs your balls, its over. :)

[–] kenbwild 12 years ago

5. Ninja hate Golf.
6. Nothing is sexier than a woman covered in Vegetable Juice.
7. Swords that keep floating out of your cupboards are a real pain in the ass.
8. In an attempt to stop this from happening, try dancing like an idiot.
9. Ninja also hate Pool.
10. If a Ninja kills your Police colleagues, a baton is the obvious weapon of choice with which to take your revenge.
11. If you do not have your own baton, maybe your friend will have lots of them in his car....
12. Before a stealthy attack, the silent assassin Ninja will usually shout, 'RAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!'

[–] sorednax3 12 years ago

13. - A ninja can burrow like nobody's business
14. - "The hell with you" is an under rated pick-up line. It can make a girl go from uninterested to sleeping with you in 20 minutes.
15. - when performing a ritual that will put an evil ninja's soul back into its body, be sure not to keep weapons nearby.
16. - This was Lucinda Dickey's finest film.
17. - Ninjas are lucky. Imagine running into the only non-overweight, under 30, attractive telephone technician in the state.
18. - Lucinda Dickey is into cops who take her out to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[–] cliff_niblr031 11 years ago

19. The Asain charlatan who pretends to be performing a seance when the possessed, but attractive telephone technician, is actually an expert in ninja lore and mysticism.
20. Evil ninjas with the ability to possess other peoples' bodies hide their cache of weapons in the middle of the desert.
21. Evil ninjas hate cops. I mean they really REALLY hate cops. And will come back from the dead to exact their revenge on every single last one of them that attempted to thwart his assassination mission.
22. Cops in ninja films are all supremely out of shape as when officer Secord can't even handle ten minutes of aerobics. DOUBLE TIME!
23. When the two female sex partners in a hot tub with a cop are twat blocked by the arrival of a 3rd female (who also happens to be possessed by an evil ninja) rather then leave, they decide to stay and watch?
24. Ninjas can run faster then police cars and motorcycles.
25. An evil ninja would rather STAY in the body of a sexy, young female even when she's getting plowed by one of the cops that killed him rather then finding another, more physically powerful host body.

[–] suspiria56 11 years ago

26. Hairy backs are not the one
27. Pouring veggie juice down your front is a casual turn on
28. I really want to play the Bouncer arcade game....pretty trippy
29. Naturally, the spirit of a dead ninja will look to possess an aerobics teacher
30. 'Scientists' are lazy golf players....look for your own goddamn ball (it was on the fairway too)
31. Having a health check in the 80s was very thorough.....doctors could pick whether you had a high level of Extra-Sensory-Perception...and a preoccupation with Japanese culture

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[–] Woodyanders 9 years ago

32. Coffee is very bad for your health.
33. Ninjas can crush both golf balls and pool balls with their hands.
34. An evil black ninja can lift up a golf cart with only one arm.

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[–] Oubliette-Midas 9 years ago

35. An evil ninja's maniacal laughter will turn you against your allies.
35. Lucinda Dickey's perm will survive. Anything.
36. When confronted by an evil ninja's poltergeist, turn on the radio and start dancing half-heartedly.
37. Ninjas don't appreciate law enforcement.
38. After you've despatched your nemesis for the final time, there's not much else to do but hang out and wait for sunset.
39. A broad shouldered, obviously-male stunt man can pass for a woman if there's a ninja outfit involved.
40. Japan's legendary, shadowy, covert agents prefer to conduct most of their business in broad daylight.
41. Illustrations done in the style of the cover of Duran Duran's 1982 album, Rio, are appropriate for home decor.

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[–] ReverseBearTrap 8 years ago

42. In the event you decide to prevent a girl's assault by a bunch of men and then they try and assault you your cop boyfriend will stand by, not help and just see how it all plays out
43. Dozens of cops with guns are defenseless against one girl in a tree with arrows
44. Apparently it takes more guns to stop a ninja than Michael Myers
45. Its totally okay for a cop to hit on a suspect while she's explaining to a cop how she found a dead body
46. If you're chasing a ninja who has everything covered but their two clearly intact eyes it makes sense to take into custody the one guy with the eyepatch
47. In the event you suspect there's something wrong with your girlfriend take her to David LoPan's exorcism spa
48. You can totally ignore the events of the previous ninja movie if you just have your new villain kill someone we don't know in a flashback
49. When you find your ninja gear hidden in the mountains deep in the desert the natural next step will be attacking some random people on a golf course miles away
50. When part of your fighting style relies on you remaining hidden attacking people in daylight in the open, away from trees on a flat golf course makes perfect sense
51. Lucinda Dickey has a really nice place for someone who just fixes telephone poles and does jazzercise classes
52. When pulling someone out of a helicopter, be sure to hang onto them and use em like a parachute
53. For America being a place that supposedly doesn't have any ninjas the police don't seem the slightest bit confused why they're chasing one at a golf course
54. If you run a ninja through with a sword apparently they just corkscrew into the ground
55. Apparently Charles Lee Ray in Child's Play got the idea for possessing a good guy doll from watching a ninja do it to Lucinda Dickey in Ninja 3

[–] huzdaman 8 years ago

56. If you hit on a strong-willed attractive aerobics instructor who clearly isn't into you, stop your car and say, "hell with you, lady!"...She will immediately change her outlook and invite you over for copious amounts of vegetable juice sex.

57. Pool balls are apparently hollow.

58. Cops can form a circle around a suspect, and all shoot at him with no one getting hit by a stray bullet. Like, ever.

59. LA cops will not intervene on an attempted rape. Like, ever.

60. If you have a ninja-sword fight near some trees, be sure to swing across a branch with a suspicious-looking line through it, so it will cut clean across.