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Lessons learned from M.I.A.

posted 8 years ago by DrunkenBuddha

While anyone can benefit greatly across the board from any second viewed in any Chuck Norris movie, here are the life lessons that I took away from this one...

1. When Chuck Norris gives you a "thumbs up" and smiles at you, you are going to be dead within 5 seconds.

2. Beer is good for you for breakfast.

3. If the news story on your television upsets you, drop kick it to death.

4. Haggling down a price is easier if you are standing in a death raft with a large machine gun.

5. Chuck Norris never pays cab fare. Even if the cab driver is armed and intends to preemptively murder him.

6. Bazooka shooting Chuck Norris off of his death raft is NOT a laughing matter! It only means you are 10 seconds away from dying in slow-motion.

7. Never, ever, meaninglessly rear-end a Jeep that Chuck Norris was just driving. If you get exploded by a grenade booby trap, you got off easy.

8. Being a POW in a Chuck Norris movie can be tough. The state of your health and timeliness of reaching a hospital will without question take a backseat to his personal agenda.