I hate naps...........


Because when I first get up I get that
shock of who I am.
Really only like to do that once a day.

HA HA HA HA HA and so on.
Love that line.
Cheers!

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That line sure rang true for me.

Oh Lord, you gave them eyes but they cannot see...

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Yeah whenever I have a dream involving beautiful women i'm about to make love to I wake up and feel like crap.



"My god. I'm a tomato"

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jeez that is a hilarious line cuz its sad but true!

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