1. Italian-American gangsters, who incessantly mispronounce the phrase "farging bastiches" will be mistaken for--and get deported as--illegal Swedish immigrants.
2. Ninety-eight strangers will try to top that.
3. The Lower East Side reeeeeaaaalllly sucks.
4. Unfortunately Ma Kelly's Beer With Noodles idea never caught on.
5. Ma Kelly and Mary Margaret have three things in common: they both scrub floors, they're both swell lookers and neither one of them is Chinese.
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6. Ma Kelly goes both ways.
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7. Never start a "Fargin War," with a Maroni
8. You don't need to keep changing getaway cars, just a good 7 to 8 coats
9. Danny Vermin only likes to be crossed once... Once.
10: Too much sex will make your testicles blow up like balloons.
11: Tommy needs to stop acting like a fag choir boy.
12: Johnny likes 'those'(boobs) on a woman.
13: Gangsters borrowing a cup of bullets from other gangsters is commonplace at Gangster Arms.
14: Complimenting Johnny's mother gets big tips.
15: Artist depictions of Johnny resemble Sylvester Stallone.
16: Blindness, deafness, and amnesia all can be cured by taking a stack of newspapers to the head.
17: The Dundee Gang are the NY Yankees of crime.
18: Being in the presence of Roman Maroni on Groundhog's Day might be worrisome.
19: The cost for opening a blocked saliva gland is $49.95
20: The first song to breakdance to was The Charleston.
21. Johnny wasn't wearing a bra.
22. Whoooa! Oh my God! Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God!
23. Maybe Al Capone should just stay in tonight.