best line


"Excuse me sir you have to move your car this ia a handicap parking spot"

"I am handicap I'm psychotic"

"My Father hung me on a hook once"

"Only Once"

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"It shoots through schools."

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"Hey, Johnnie--did you know your name is an adverb?"

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~ " Ma it's probiton.. "
" Aww quit being a fagot chorus boy! "


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Hey donsimo...the line is actually..."Did you know your last name is an adverb?" (Lil Sheridan(Marilu Henner) says it when she first meets Johnny in Jocko Dundee's club, where she's auditioning for a singing job.


I love the prison latin scene too....and also in the prison, when Polly the parrot delivers the message to grapevine to get it to Johnny about Danny Vermin planning to kill his brother while he and the Governor were to attend a Jimmy Cagney movie. The further the message goes down the grapevine, the more messed up it gets until it's totally wrong by the time it gets to Johnny....but he figures out the real message. The guy next to him says "That's not what I said"....and Johnny says "Yeah, but I know this grapevine."

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"It's an .88 Magnum"
"They made it for him special"
"It shoots through schools." -- Ok so not the greatest joke these days..

"You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches."

"This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside... "

"You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once...once."

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

Ma Kelly : "I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!"

"You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once... "(falls down in pain)

"I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny."
"Yeah? Well that makes two of us."

No one of consequence

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We missed the bus they missed the bus whens the next bus....
Auntie Meridian, Uncle Meridian, all the little Meridians


Don't shoot \o/ I'm a taxpayer

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Magna Cum Laude, the radio's too loudy...
also my favorite!

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hahaha Thanks...I thought there was more


Don't shoot \o/ I'm a taxpayer

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"Hey, howz about me getting knocked out"

'Im the Lord Jesus Christ, think i'll get drunk and beat up some midgets how about you Diane?'

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I love this movie but it's been years since I've seen it.

I remember a scene where Johnny is trying to enter a building and he's being shot at so he falls to the ground, where the doorman--amid all the flying bullets--is asking Johnny about his "saint of a mother" and Johnny, laying on the ground, digs for some money to tip him.

I like when the getaway car is covered in ducky and bunny shelf paper. And when Mrs. Capone comes over to borrow a cup of bullets.

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I always remember the obvious audio loop when Johnny's brother's car is sabotaged (I figure it was looped on purpose):

OH... MY GOD!!!!

OH... MY GOD!!!!

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i also love it

I always remember the obvious audio loop when Johnny's brother's car is sabotaged (I figure it was looped on purpose):

OH... MY GOD!!!!

OH... MY GOD!!!!

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I thought the conversation between Vermon and Johnny when they meet again is hilarious. It sounds like a conversation I might have some day down the road with some old friends if we ever met up:
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Johnny: How ya been, Vermon? (Or something to this effect)
Vermin: Well, I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a REAL scumbag.
Johnny: Ah, that's good. You know, most people go their whole lives without ever realizing what they wanna be.
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(Other favorite quotes)
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Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.
Johnny: I think maybe you have a little too much sugar in your diet, Danny.
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(Fireworks exploding in the background)
Jocko Dundee: Johnny's getting laid.
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Tommy Kelly: Oh, God! How do you get laid in the 1930's!?!?!?
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DA Burr (DeVito): You seem more sensitive than the rest. We should spend more time together. Say...two weeks in Panama (or something like this)
Johnny: It's a thought!
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(After the cleaning lady lets loose a string of curses)
Vermin: Hiya, doll. What's your name?
Lady: Mary Margarete Catherine Daneen. (I think the name's right)
Vermin: How would you like to make some cash?
Lady: One at a time or the both of ya together?
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Tommy Kelly: I'm glad we waited...
Sally Kelly: Yeah...
Tommy Kelly: But I can't wait anymore...
Sally Kelly: Where?
Tommy Kelly: Somewhere REAL close.
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Custodian: Say 'hello' to Mr. Jesus. Take Mr. Jesus by the hand... (Walks in on Sally) HALLELUJAH!
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Jocko Dundee: You'll feel better if you have a cookie.

(There's just something sadly humerous about a mob boss eating cookies and drinking milk at his desk)

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Not really a line, but the title of the movie Johnny shows to his brother: "Your Testicles and You." Love that scene....

"Now go away or I should taunt you a second time."

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