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Who's your favorite hardbody?

posted 13 years ago by jgroub
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Okay, it's been over 25 years, we need to know who was the hottest! I'm arbitrarily taking Kristi and Kimber out of the running, because they were the stars of the movie. I'll make a list as best I can:

1. The bicycle pump girl ("I don't f@ck fossils for free")
2. The jogger ("If you beat me, eat me!")
3. The two hotties by the car ("Maybe we can help you out!")
4. The rollergirl (Scotty says he tripped while watching her)
5. The "most beautiful girl in the world" (who takes off her top in the dressing room)
6. Hunter's first wine spillage (who takes off her top in the bathroom)
7. Ashby's main squeeze, Michelle
8. Candy, who won't f@ck anyone
9. The first gym girl, who's on the rowing machine, steely blue eyes
10. The second gym girl, who's on the leg machine, whose butt Rocco practically caresses
11. The main gym girl who takes off her top at Rounder and jiggles
12. DeeDee, from the drive-thru ("Rounder, it's so big!")

For some reason, I gotta go with 10, the main gym girl. She just really does it for me, especially the way she's enticing Rounder to get with her. Yum!

In a close second place is bicycle pump girl. She was stacked like nobody's business.

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[–] RobBase086-1 13 years ago

I loved all of the women in Hardbodies! They were hot and amazing too!

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[–] dmagnus75-1 13 years ago

1. The bicycle pump girl ("I don't f@ck fossils for free") she is soo hot!!! I watched that film over & over just for her. I would love to see more pics, info on her.

[–] Hey_Sweden 12 years ago

Gotta be the hottie roller skater played by Kathleen Kinmont.

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[–] Davejohnson316 12 years ago

Bicycle Pump Girl is number 1 for me.

[–] lonewolf74 12 years ago

I too like all of them especailly Rounder's mom the very busty late great Joyce Jameson.

[–] jannispetersen 12 years ago

12. DeeDee.

Was instantly sold, when I saw her!

[–] eddysl12 11 years ago

I was more impressed by the "Dirtbags" and their too friendly dog. That scene of him trying to hump a girl sitting on the beach then stealing that girl's bikini top was just hilarious.

[–] Nosferatu6979 11 years ago

While she's one of the main stars in this, I still have to cast my vote to Teal Roberts. Just absolutely gorgeous!! Followed closely by Darcy DeMoss. It's funny how taste changes with age. Back in the 80's I was a complete sucker for the hot looking blondes. Somewhere over the years, I ended up appreciating gorgeous brunettes more than the blondes, although the occasional blonde still makes my jaw drop! Don't wanna leave out redheads either, as there's plenty of equally stunning redheads out there as well! :o)

[–] djanimor 11 years ago

I can't pick just one! They were all 10's! What a perfect movie!

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[–] ebabie 10 years ago

1. The bicycle pump girl ("I don't f@ck fossils for free") EASILY the hottest

[–] Fluke_Skywalker 10 years ago

Lots of hot 80s ladies in this one, but I came away most smitten with the short-haired blonde from the dressing room aka "Most beautiful girl in the world".

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[–] jgroub 8 years ago

Yeah, her breasts were sublime. And I liked that short haircut, too.

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] guardedmale 8 years ago

What is the name of the main gym girl who takes her top off and jiggles her breasts at rounder? Someone said it was Kathleen Kinmont, but they're wrong. It definitely is not her. I heard the woman did the same thing in another movie also.

[–] jgroub 8 years ago

Someone in the thread said Kathleen Kinmont was the rollergirl, and I think that's right.

I don't know who the main gym girl is, but if you ever find out what other movie she jiggled her breasts in, please post here and let me know!

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] bobbydallas (8059) 4 months ago

Dede, for sure