i didnt like ted


he should have been made hero

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Let me run that through the computer...

It says you're a Dead Fuck.

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That computer was kinda quick for 1984

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Where the hell's the corkscrew?

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In your hand. Wheres the kitchen knife?

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You should have treated "BJ" Betty right ..!

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He wasn't all that great with the ladies himself, but that didn't stop him from busting his friend's chops.

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