If Crispin Glover...


Fought as hard as he danced he would have raped Jason. Just saying.



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Fact

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Yep

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Agreed!

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Concur.

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To be fair though, he was blinsided by Jason so he had no chance to fight back.

BOB SAGEEETTTTT!!!!! - Tourettes Guy

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To be fair, if he reacted to the corkscrew like he did when he was dancing, the cleaver to the face might have beaten Part 5's Joey's Axe Murder as the funniest kill of the series.

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Funniest kill? I thought that was brutal!

Old Crispin probably stomped his nuts to get that horrific expression lol

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Yes I agree. Joey from part 5 had the most hilarious death in the franchise.

BOB SAGEEETTTTT!!!!! - Tourettes Guy

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Exactly. Jason often fails miserably when someone knows he's there to kill her/him.

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Apparently the nut stopped the set filming one day to find his yellow toy submarine 😂

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