A Few Things I Learned from Firstborn
1. Always hide your cocaine in a cutout portion of the closet floor. Make sure to not conceal the cut portion of the carpet and leave a box of tools nearby to pry the floor open. The police serving a search warrant would never guess that anything was concealed there.
2. Never try to outrun a 1980's era SUV with foglights mounted on the top.
3. Never doubt Peter Weller (Sam) when he says that he plans to open a restaurant.