Joe Don Vs.

I think that since Freddy Vs. Jason did so well in the box office that there should be a similar movie series called "Joe Don Vs. ". The money that this would make would pay for Joe Don's tab at the Sizzler and then some! People can post the Vs. matches they would like to see. Here are a few of mine.

Joe Don Vs. A vending machine that he put money in but the spring thing wouldn't give him his KitKat - Classic Battle

Joe Don Vs. The AIDS Virus - I have a feeling he would either 1. Erradicate the AIDS virus or 2. Shoot anyone with it and then wake up in jail and be let free over and over again.

Joe Don Vs. Metabolism - This battle is already being fought as we speak, why not film it.

Joe Don Vs. Fashion - Hey even Joe Don can't win em all.

Joe Don Vs. Mo Vaughn - The Texas Ranger Vs. The baseball slugger/SHU grad.

Joe Don Vs. Anyone Left After Joe Don Fights These Guys - Joe Don's casualty rate is astronomical and because of this after a few sequels most of the Western Hemisphere will have been killed.