Picking good riffs in this MST3K is like trying to sort black pepper from iron sand, but some of the best are....
*"He just bleached his hair and shaped it into a hat."
*(Palermo mentions Europe) "Do you know how harsh the toilet paper is there?"
(shot of sweaty lips) "The last thing a sausage sees."
*"I will fart on your head as my revenge!"
*(A rusty patrol boat in slips) "Look, there's Malta's navy...all of it."
*(Palermo tries to shoo off a churchgoer) "Look, God is dead, we're closed."
*(A woman nurses Geronimo with a bottle of something) "It is liquid beef."
*"The Streets of San Fran....er, Malta."
*(G looks at hot policewoman) "If she were only a roast."
*"He's guarding Malta's only plant."
*(Palermo asks the don for a day's grace) "No, you have 24 hours!"
*(Mobsters leer at dancers) "I used to do that til I had kids."
*"The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches!"
*"Hey, Malta! GET A TREE!"
*(Taxi driver asks G if he knows John Wayne) "Gacy, yes..."
*"I ate the mattress in ma cell, sorry about that."
*(G glares at his pistol after missing Palermo) "Oh, like it's the GUN'S fault."
*"Don't worry, his heart will go ahead awn."
*"Yes, ASSES! Splashed across the screen!"
*"This chase isn't going to end til they round Cape Horn, is it?"
*(POV shots of whipping boat flags)"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!"
*(G approaches two whores) "Not for any price!"
*(Balding mobster appears from behind whores and stares after G) "Why am I not getting any work, what am I doing wrong?"
*"MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!"
*"Ah'm wearin' spurs on yer Italian marble."
*(Shot of Inspector Mifsud) 'I am little!"
*"Cos he won't stop til eats it alllllllllll...."
"You son of a-!"
And so on. Basically every riff is gold!
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digitalboy72
11 years ago
After a lengthy shootout in moving cars...
Mike:
"I'm sorry! I was just trying to pass you!"
When they enter the church and hear organ music...
Tom:
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life..."
Tom:
"His boots are by Gateway computer."
"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
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