A few of the many reasons why this movie completely sucks
All the inner dialogue. It's awful. It's constant. It's too much. You can't make a movie that is completely driven by voiceovers like this. It sucks. Even Irulan's explanatory voiceovers blow as well.
The acting and dialogue just plain suck too. "A million deaths are not enough for Yueh." "Am I alive?" "You are Paul Muad'Dib." "She is soooo beautiful." Ugh; and that's just from 5 minutes of the movie. Sean Young was never that beautiful. It's all just laughable.
The Baron is so ridiculously over-the-top comic-book evil. He wasn't quite portrayed that way in the book - there was nuance.
It's just bad, bad, bad, from start to finish.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.