That guy with the spiked glove thing has the dumbest facial expressions ever seen in the history of moving pictures. He gets hit on the head with a hammer a few times then he's suddenly nothing more than a red, lumpy puddle!? Where's the rest of him!?
"Airborne!"
The best part is when Oghris turns one of his male minions into a woman. The look on the guy's face as he grows breasts is absolutely priceless!
Q: What's the biggest room in the world? A: The room for improvement.
The explanation is that the guy with the hammer is supposed to have smushed him up so good that he’s just a gooey puddle. So the rest of him doesn’t go anywhere it’s just been pummelled into a liquid.
My question is when Stalker chops of the head of the general guy just after he gets the amulet and the general transformers back into the main bad guy (can’t remember his name but the tattoo on his head switches sides every two seconds) some weird cloaked thing moves behind him? WTF!?!?! Any idea what it is?
Also the sets were awesome. I’ve never seen a more obviously cardboard castle before.
The pig mask is definitely the best part of the movie.
I also loved the orgy, I mean WTF??? was that?
And the armor bikini of one of the "barbarians".
Aaaaaaaaand the sex queen!!
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DARREN EWING SLEPT ON MY COUCH! - OW MY GAAAAWD!!!!
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