Things I learned from Children of the Corn

1. Getting stabbed in the chest with a 6 inch blade actually increases stamina.
2. You'll know that your wife is in danger if you come across a child's drawing of a princess being killed by a fire breathing dragon.
3. Ask your husband, "Are we safe?" even though he's just as much in the dark about where you are or what's happening as you are.
4. When you come across a murder victim, it's a good idea to put your fingerprints all over his suitcase and place his body in the trunk of your car.
5. It's very easy to fall asleep and have a nightmare while sitting in your car a few minutes after getting into a car accident in which you mowed someone down.