1. Covering your head in a giant leaf can heal you after being shot with an arrow.
@OP I think that was an anaesthetic to put her to sleep before removing the arrow.
2. You can pull a hang glider out of your butt, if you have to.
Sincerely, yahmez the mad.
3. Hubcaps make great breastplates.
4. Snakes eat people. And apparently growl.
5. You can tell who is evil by the amount of guy-liner they wear.
6. Ator is dumb as a box of rocks, and will drink from a cup given to him by a guy who doesn't like him without worrying about being poisoned.
7. Extremely boring and depressed old guys hold all the secrets of the universe, and are incredibly wise.
8. They had nuclear weapons back in caveman times.
9. Apparently you can make gunpowder out of dirt...
10. Girls will feed themselves to giant plush snake puppets.
11. If you want to worship a giant snake god, you have to dress like Maude.
12. They also had samurai warriors back in cave man times.
13. Willy Nelson is a sorcerer who can make people invisible.
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