Hey everyone! Now that "From Justin to Kelly" is on the worst of list, let's try to get this one on, too! The easiest way to see this film is by getting the MST3k episode "Cave Dwellers." It's a bad one, and definitely deserves a spot on the worst of list!
-nerph20
lover of cheesy movies
In the immortal words of Crow T. Robot:
"Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot."
We got movie sign!
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I love when they're in the cave and fight invisible people. Man, that's just horrible.
"They couldn't even get actors?"
Not the worst movie ever, but one of the funniest MST3K episodes ever!
Rainbow is the greatest group ever
Definitely deserves a spot in the hall of dishonor. We kept falling asleep when that old man came on; the one who thought he was Derek Jacobi in "I Claudius". And since when did Genghis Khan's people run around in white pancake make-up and black nylon wigs?
share"Wait a minute. This is the magna Carta!"
shareFavourite line (from any MST):
"Drink it all. Sometimes the poison's in the bottom."
"Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?"
shareCrow "She's making flash powder from her own filth."
"Hard to cut through your wrists."
"The Bangles?!"
Joel "Why is she limping?"
Crow "'Cause she's got an arrow in her chest."
Joel "Oh I see - huh!?"
signed,
"Buy breasts where you work or bank!" Tom Servo - The Thing That Couldn't Die
Warriors! Come out and PLA-ay!
Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.
- Fleetwood Mac, "Oh Well"
This is a terrible movie. One of the worst of the "swords and sandals" genre. 2/10
Did you see the uncut version where Ator pulls a hang glider out of his butt? No wonder he had been walking so stiffly.
I watched this without the benefit of the MST3K bots. It was still quite amusing. They used stock flyover footage from several castles that did not at all look similar. I loved the way Ator "defused the nucleus" (set off a nuclear bomb), and then rides away shirtless on a horse!
Most sword and sandal movies were pretty bad. As crappy as this was, it is not worse than "Birdemic: Shock and Terror", which is my vote for worst movie.
Sincerely, yahmez the mad.