I'm huge!
What's your major?
Ancient Chinese secret, huh!
Oh, he's a Calvinist!
Henry Kissinger says Merry Christmas!
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I liked it when they yelled in a macho voice "NO!.........NO!"
And when Ator made the hangglider. "Okay, so, you killed a deer, stretched the hide, made an airlite aluminum frame, mastered areodynamics"
One of the best.
I told you not to call me that anymore, ass
Anakin Skywalker
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"Hey chicken head, hey chicken head!"
"A planet where snakes evolved from men."
"The secret decoder ring."
"When ever there's a cop beating up on a guy."
"Music by the Super Mario Brothers."
"I'm the best looking man in the middle ages."
"What do you, the viewers at home, think?"
"Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of... oh now THAT'S immature, even for the dark ages!"
"Use the handrails, I invented them for a reason."
"Um, what's Miles sitting on?"
"Drink it all, sometimes the poison's on the bottom."
"Oh it's Jodie Foster's sister. I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster."
"It's the best showtune ever! It's brassy, it's sassy, it's a musical humdinger!"
"Wicker armor courtesy Pier One."
And so much more... truly one of the best episodes.
"drink it all, sometimes the poison is on the bottom"
"geez Tolkin coulden't follow this plot!"
"he never killed that big a puppet before!"
"Um, ok folks, we have growling snakes"
"hey boss, I got a crazy idea. Lets make a giant cigar outa here."
"Many years ago..." "Not another flashback!"
This was a great one. I love Ator's 80's bad girl poneytail!
"Did you just turn into and owl and then back again really fast?"
"Huh? You say something God?"
"Hey something dull!"
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"Why are you wearing that stupid human costume?"
in the opening credits we se the name Miles O'Keefe and joel asks :
" so how much keefe is in this movie "
Servo " Miles O'Keefe "
Joel: "Why is she limping?"
One of the bots: "Isn't it obvious? She was shot in the chest."
Now what is it you want? In the depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?
Really dull old guy: As Ator nursed his wounds...
Servo: I nursed the scotch.
Joel: Oh great, now we call this film the Dong Dwellers. Thong. Sorry.
Henry Kissinger says Merry Christmas!!
MCLOUD!!
almost forgot:
ator is finding out who wants to join him
a guy jumps up and says:
"I want to fight"
and crow says
"For my right to party"
"Gomez! I've invented the wheeeeeeeeeeeeel!"
"Da-ad, tell me another story!"
"It's rainin' men. Hallelujah!"
"Ends of the earth, ends of the earth, gotta get to the ends of the earth..."
"Hey, look! He's the life of the party! He's got a lampshade on his head!"
"No!...No!...No..."
"Stop!...in the name of love!"
"Ator Thomas Peterson, you get down here!"
"Use the handrail, safety on the stairway!" "Heeeeey, wait for me!" "Me too!"
"Hey, tire tracks! Gol..."
"Hmm...for a good time, call Fong..."
"We musn't lose heart...because a guy will eat it."
Curse the posting quota!
I can't believe you guys missed this one:
JOEl-Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?
(A reel splice is done at the most inopportune moment, cutting of the charachter Zor in mid sentance ...)
Zor: I want Ator neutrali- eliminated.
Crow, Joel, and Servo: What!? Whoa!!
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Villain: So? The mighty Ator needs two swords to fight!
The bad guy in the Cher wig later takes Ator's other sword...
Crow: So? The mighty, long-haired John Saxon needs two swords to fight!
Narrator: Whenever the forces of darkness try to take over the Earth...
Crow: (borrowing Tom Joad's speech from 'The Grapes of Wrath') Whenever kids are laughin' 'cause they know supper's ready, whenever a cop is beatin' up on a guy...
Villager: I WANT TO FIGHT!
Crow: ...FOR MY RIGHT TO PARTY!
Villain: NOW! I WILL CUT YOU IN TWO!
Crow: Into what?
-Thong taught Ator the martial arts.
Tom Servo:...and Marshall Crenshaw!
[Neela's father turns to the camera]
Crow: What do you the viewers at home think?
C'mon, girls! Let's go!
I'm HUGE!
Ding...dong.
NO!....NOOO!
Why don't they take their cloaks?
'Cuz they have invisible blood on them.
Oh, I see...huh?
[Thong is fishing in the river with his hands a la Chico in 'The Magnificent Seven']
Joel: Try catching a steak, Dong!
Crow: Just a few dozen more!
I taught him the theory of flight!
Oh yeah? I'll teach you the theory of fist!
Joel:Hey they walked into a Kurosawa film!
Crow:So it'll start making sense?
"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and I can do all of them."
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