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Your favorite Bachelor Party quotes?


My top three:

1) "Pain is SUCH a rush. So this is pain? Fabulous!"

2) "Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!"

3) "Come on, doc -- I'll pay my bill!"



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You're a pimp? You look like Ghandi!

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1. "I am looking for this dung-head who has stolen my women! I want my vitches back!"

2. "Is it Nick, or Mr. Dick?"..."Nick"

3. "No! Not her! She pees standing up!"

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Check out subject title "Favorite Lines"

newyorkjeans

I also mentioned your number 1 choice there

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Ha! Great minds think alike. That was one of those lines my friends and I repeated wwway too many times growing up!

SO many more in this movie.

Like, "By the way, my name is Tim -- I also do work on BMWs."

The movie is comedically genius. Very much one of those way under-appreciated 80s movies such as "Coming to America", "Dragnet", etc. etc.

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" I am looking for dis dung head who has stolen my vemen, he has been liar to me."

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" A donkey that doesnt want to be recognized, something interesting is gonna happen here."

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not really a quote, but i spent months applauding to anyone who declared anything
ie
"I am the manager of this hotel"

(can't even remember if that's the actual quote , but I'm sure you get the idea)

No!! Don't eat me!!!
http://randommess.bravehost.com/

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lol! yeah, he comes storming into the elevator full of a bunch of guys who care not all at for him and declares his stupid job title as if he's a top cop or something.

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God, this is beautiful.

She reminds me of my wife.
She was so young when we met.

Bitch!







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My marriage sucks. It's all crap.
It's just a big pile of *beep*







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I killed the mule, I...I killed him, what is the sense of living?

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The arrow barely misses "Gahndi" pimp...Holy *beep* I'm gonna get Milt! And I'm gonna get the *beep* out of here!

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Debbie! The car! Debbie! The car! The car! Debbie!

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I don't like you, I think you're an *beep* and I'm afraid that if you and Debbie get married you'll have little *beep*

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Gary: No, don't hancuff me to her. She pees standing up!"

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GOOD call blue122! that's a real subtle line. bachelor party is a brilliant comedy!! --i promise I'm not the writer or anything. :)

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"After the orgy tonight maybe we could grab a cup of coffee or something?"

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"I don't want to complain but I usually don't like my filth this clean."

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Sex is my one thing. I'm good at it.

A seeing eye hooker?

PAPRIKA!

and many more.

Tom Hanks best film.

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"You know what a jam sandwhich is ? It's when you take two pieces of bread and jam them together."

It made it even funnier because my dad told me this joke before :P, though I don't think he's seen this movie.

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"Gentlemen, Start your bonners"

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I am a nurse anesthetist and this movie has the quote which sums up my job. Which was, "Better living through Chemistry!"

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" A seeing eye hooker!"

I love that line and there are so many of them.

My exwife was in this movie too. She plays the topless girl sitting on the guys shoulders when they all walk into the party right before the donkey scene which was priceless.

Movie holds up very well over the years and dispite the way her life turned out Tawny was stunning in this movie.


They who give up liberty to
obtain a temporary safety deserve
neither liberty or safety

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