Favorite Line?


For me, it's "I'd piss on a spark plug, if I thought it'd do any good!"

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Yep that’s a classic.

Another one is when the General tells McKittrick his new defense system sucks, he responds:

I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of sh*t

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The was a scene where David's father was watching the news. On the news channel the anchor made this statement;

"There was a fire at a prophylactic recycling center today..."

It put in so subtle that I think most of the audience missed it, which made the joke all the better.

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I was old enough to know the terms rubber and condom but not prophylactic so I never thought anything of the news report till much later on!

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Missed what? That would be a drug recycling center.
“prophylactic” is anything medical to prevent a disease. It’s not a word that was invented to mean a condom.

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For the 99% of adult populace that is not in medical field the word prophylactic means condom.

It would be very strange if that were just random, but I am pretty sure the writers put that line in.

In fact... it is even FUNNIER if it were random.

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Just last month my area had such a fire in a prophylactic recycling building. it was massive and took the better part of two days to put out. I kid you not.

I am not in the medical field, am now an old fart and knew what such a plant was when I first saw the film when I was in my 20s.

None the less an easy case csn be made that this bit was included in the film for a background laugh. Could also be in part because someone involved with making the film knew of a real occurrence of such a fire, saw/heard the real responses and decided to use it in the film, again, for a background laugh/joke.

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I think David's insulting remark towards his school teacher's wife was legend, too, but I forgot how it went.

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Mr Ligget: "There seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question. Asexual reproduction. Could someone please tell me who first suggested the idea of asexual reproduction?"

David : "Your wife?"

Some parts in the middle but that is the jist of it.

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Sounds about right. Shows David's contempt for authority figures, although I gather he treated Mr. McKittrick with more respect, considering the grave situation he found himself in (espionage).

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Stephen Falken:"John! Goo to see you. I still see your wife picks your ties".

I love that one so subtle and yet snarky.

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"I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably Biblical ending for the place, don't you think?"

:)

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