best/favorite lines
I pretty much love the whole film and can memorize just about ever line & scene in order! Here are some of my favorite lines:
Stroker: "Lugs!"
Lugs: "What?"
Stroker: "You wanna check the pit area and see if any tools are missing?"
Lugs: "Why?"
Stroker: "I think ya lost somethin' and I think it's in the....engine!"
Lugs: "That engine's perfect, you've got my word on it."
Stroker: "Pfffffft."
(oil pressure drops, engine blows, Stroker spins out)
Stroker: "G*d damn, s h i t!"
Lugs: "Oh s h i t."
(track announcer, Ken Squier): "It's all over for Stroker Ace. Stroker Ace, hand grenading an engine in turn number two, and the caution is out for the 2nd time in this Talladega 500."
Stroker: "Lugs?"
Lugs: "Yeah?"
Stroker: "About your word .... it ain't worth s h i t! (cough cough)"
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Stroker: "Ok! I'm ready."
Jim Catty: "You..are..a..bum! You're nothing but trouble! You think the world owes you a living!"
Stroker: "Yes sir Mr. Cody."
Jim Catty: "Catty!"
Stroker: "Whatever."
Jim Catty: "I ain't gonna be like last year!"
Lugs: "I hate to interrupt this Mr. Cody."
Jim Catty: "Catty!"
Lugs: "Whatever. But Stroker and I have to talk about the race."
Jim Catty: "Alright, I'll see you after the race. But you work for me, see? I am your boss, B-O-S-S!"
Lugs: "Get your hand off the car!"
(Stroker climbs into the car)
Jim Catty: "Now, you go out there and you win one for big Z Oil! We're all pullin' for ya Strokah boy!"
Stroker: "What a putz."
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Pembrooke: "I don't drink."
Stroker: "You don't?"
Pembrooke: "No."
Stroker: "Oh I knew that. Lugs told me that. That's why I ordered this non-alcoholic champagne. Looks and tastes just like the real thing. Right down to the phony label."
Pembrooke: "Oh, I didn't know that."
Stroker: "Well you have to order it special. All the way from....... New Hampshire."
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Stroker: "He hit me, spun me out, how should I do it?"
Neil Bonnett: "I'd probably stick him in the fence."
Stroker: "Good idea Neil! Speak of the devil."
Aubrey James: "Mr. Bonnett, Stroker."
Stroker: "Hello Audrey."
Aubrey James: "Aubrey!"
Stroker: "Whatever."
Aubrey James: "You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow."
Stroker: "I know your name, Audrey Meadows."
Aubrey James: "Audrey James. AUBREY JAMES! Schmuck!"
Neil Bonnett: "Stick him in the fence."
Stroker: "I'm gonna."